So.... What the Fu*k is wrong with you?

Sand4x105

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Please call Me "George".

Thats Me in My avatar; I took that picture of Me about 3 weeks ago.

Thank you Sunni!

~PEACE~
Bro... your head size is 7 1/8 isn't it....
I know I am right... bad picture... but tell me am I right...
I spoke to god, god said jesus has a 7 3/4 head...
Your head too small... sorry bro... muhumadamad had a 7 1/4 maybe you be him...
 

Nevaeh420

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Bro... your head size is 7 1/8 isn't it....
I know I am right... bad picture... but tell me am I right...
I spoke to god, god said jesus has a 7 3/4 head...
Your head too small... sorry bro... muhumadamad had a 7 1/4 maybe you be him...
I don't know how big My head is unless I were to measure it.

I would say that I have a normal sized head.

What does head size have to do with anything?

~PEACE~
 

Sand4x105

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I don't know how big My head is unless I were to measure it.

I would say that I have a normal sized head.

What does head size have to do with anything?

~PEACE~
Jesus.... Take a tape measure, the soft kind, like your mom used to measure her bosom size, and wrap it around your head...
If you were Jesus you'd know:
1-What your hat size is...
2-you'd also know what it has to do with everything, not anything... EVERYTHING!
so I would have to GONG you...
Not Jesus...
Now that you have wrapped your head and measured it...
Divide it by 3 = Hat size... Everyone knows that...
so your head measures 21 and 3/8 " divide by 3 = 7 1/8 hat size...
So, I'm right ....right?
So you are not a team player humm Not Jesus? If Jesus was a team player...
He'd have his own team hat! and it would be a fitted version, and you'd know your size...
Not .... Jesus...
BTW... Muhamamad wears a 7 3/4 hat... which are you ?
 

Nevaeh420

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Jesus.... Take a tape measure, the soft kind, like your mom used to measure her bosom size, and wrap it around your head...
If you were Jesus you'd know:
1-What your hat size is...
2-you'd also know what it has to do with everything, not anything... EVERYTHING!
so I would have to GONG you...
Not Jesus...
Now that you have wrapped your head and measured it...
Divide it by 3 = Hat size... Everyone knows that...
so your head measures 21 and 3/8 " divide by 3 = 7 1/8 hat size...
So, I'm right ....right?
So you are not a team player humm Not Jesus? If Jesus was a team player...
He'd have his own team hat! and it would be a fitted version, and you'd know your size...
Not .... Jesus...
BTW... Muhamamad wears a 7 3/4 hat... which are you ?
Lol, you're too funny!

I just measured My head, and I have a 23 inch head.

My hat size would be 7.666666 etc.. or 7 and 2/3 inches.

What does that make Me? a big headed person?

I could care less how big My head is.

I'm not claiming to be Jesus either; I am claiming to just be the Christ.

~PEACE~
 

Nevaeh420

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I think Nevaeh has a nice head...I'd sit on it.
You spelled My username right... Not everyone can do that.

Its easy to remember that Nevaeh is heaveN backwards.

Nevaeh is heaveN backwards.

heaveN is Nevaeh backwards.

By the way, I like your avatar, Dannyboy.

What do you think, Dannyboy, that head size has anything to do with being the Prophet or the Christ?

~PEACE~
 

heckler73

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Was Telly "Kojak" Savalas really Jesus? His last name backwards is salavaS.
Kind of like salami... but with vaS instead of mi.
I think his head measured 7 1/2, but he was shorter than average, IIRC. He had a mangled digit, too.
...weed
 

Nevaeh420

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Was Telly "Kojak" Savalas really Jesus? His last name backwards is salavaS.
Kind of like salami... but with vaS instead of mi.
I think his head measured 7 1/2, but he was shorter than average, IIRC. He had a mangled digit, too.
...weed
I never heard of that guy.

Does he have any videos of himself?

~PEACE~
 

Sand4x105

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Lol, you're too funny!

I just measured My head, and I have a 23 inch head.

My hat size would be 7.666666 ; I am claiming to just be the Christ.

~PEACE~
Thank you for playing along....

666 = False Prophet...

I'm glad fat heads do no rule... Size 8 Hat here... I am glad not being famous... or having a gawd complex...

BTW... Your pic sure looks like you have a pin head... just saying, do you even know how to read a tape measure?

If someone with messiah complex [You] had a team, with fitted hats... what would your team be?

The False Prophets is catchy... might even could be the name of your new band....

7.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
 

Sand4x105

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Telly who loves ya baby....
Met him one time in a Denny's on Sunset Blvd...

He was coming out [paying his bill] in a crumpled suit, looked like he slept, or got dressed hurried....
Anyway... he's walking out... I am going in at 5:45 am before work... wired a bunch of hotels in Hollyweird...
He was a good sized man... gravel voice... his presence commanded respect....
So Telly an I eye to eye:
I blurt out "who loves ya baby"
"who da fukk are you..." as he walks by hangover look in his eye....
 

Nevaeh420

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Thank you for playing along....

666 = False Prophet...
I have a story about the number 666.

In the year 2008, I was blogging on RIU using the username "We Tarded". Anyways, at post # 666, I watched the movie called "Zeitgeist", and I stopped believing in Jesus at post # 666. At post # 666, I said that I don't believe in Jesus anymore. A few people pointed out how I denied Jesus at post # 666. I thought 666 was the devils number, and I think I said, "I'm not the devil", or something like that. But 666 is the number of the beast or the AntiChrist. I sure felt like an AntiChrist after I denied Jesus and stopped being a Christian.

I'm glad fat heads do no rule... Size 8 Hat here... I am glad not being famous... or having a gawd complex...
I don't have a God complex either. I am the Christ.

BTW... Your pic sure looks like you have a pin head... just saying, do you even know how to read a tape measure?
I have a normal sizes head, 23 inches. My avatar is so small, its hard to tell how big My head really is.

I read the flexible tape from the starting point, to how big My head is, 23 inches. My mother, Mary, actually helped Me measure My head too, 23 inches.

If someone with messiah complex [You] had a team, with fitted hats... what would your team be?
I might name My Spirituality "Trueism". So if you are one of My witnesses, you would be a "Trueist".

I might publish My autobiography, and the name of My autobiography might be "Christs Autobiography". But I'm not sure what the title of My autobiography is going to be yet.

Team Christ!

The False Prophets is catchy... might even could be the name of your new band....

7.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
I like how My initials backwards is OMG.

The O My Gods is catchy too.

~PEACE~
 
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heckler73

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Telly who loves ya baby....
Met him one time in a Denny's on Sunset Blvd...

He was coming out [paying his bill] in a crumpled suit, looked like he slept, or got dressed hurried....
Anyway... he's walking out... I am going in at 5:45 am before work... wired a bunch of hotels in Hollyweird...
He was a good sized man... gravel voice... his presence commanded respect....
So Telly an I eye to eye:
I blurt out "who loves ya baby"
"who da fukk are you..." as he walks by hangover look in his eye....

:lol: :lol:

I'm going to assume that story is true, because I'm putting that in my sig.
 

Garden Boss

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I have a story about the number 666.

In the year 2008, I was blogging on RIU using the username "We Tarded". Anyways, at post # 666, I watched the movie called "Zeitgeist", and I stopped believing in Jesus at post # 666. At post # 666, I said that I don't believe in Jesus anymore. A few people pointed out how I denied Jesus at post # 666. I thought 666 was the devils number, and I think I said, "I'm not the devil", or something like that. But 666 is the number of the beast or the AntiChrist. I sure felt like an AntiChrist after I denied Jesus and stopped being a Christian.



I don't have a God complex either. I am the Christ.



I have a normal sizes head, 23 inches. My avatar is so small, its hard to tell how big My head really is.

I read the flexible tape from the starting point, to how big My head is, 23 inches. My mother, Mary, actually helped Me measure My head too, 23 inches.



I might name My Spirituality "Trueism". So if you are one of My witnesses, you would be a "Trueist".

I might publish My autobiography, and the name of My autobiography might be "Christs Autobiography". But I'm not sure what the title of My autobiography is going to be yet.

Team Christ!



I like how My initials backwards is OMG.

The O My Gods is catchy too.

~PEACE~
So your normal initials are GMO?
I doubt that surprises anyone...
 

Nevaeh420

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So your normal initials are GMO?
I doubt that surprises anyone...
Yes, My initials are GMO.

My full Name is "George Manuel Oliveira". But all of My friends and family call Me "George".

George Manuel Oliveira means "Farmer God is with us, olive tree". Go read "Romans 11:16-26", to see what the Bible says about the "olive tree". Also, go read "Revelation 3:12", to read that Jesus said he would have a "NEW NAME".

GMO stands for "Genetically Modified Organism".

OMG stands for "O My God".

So, as you can see, My initials mean something forwards and backwards.

I am the Christ- the Prophet!

~PEACE~
 
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