Bust a Rhyme

[Growan]

I'm on my second indoor grow,
I'm no expert, there's more to know.
Outdoor style's a little slow,
One crop per year Can really blow.

Tedious

 

[Growan]

600 watts of hps
4' tent, homemade scrog net.
Basic nutes will do i bet,
Not ready to go hydro yet.

Researching

 

[Growan]

Next time i may go NFT,
Build it myself in my attique. (Sorry)
It seems the simplest, cheap and quick.
But bottled nutes can suck my dick.

Alternatives?

 

[a senile fungus]

I'm fairly new too, but do have some experience,
like you I've done in and out, they're own separate experiments,
I've grown other plants too, tomatoes, lilies, and spearmint,
I feel like I now know what I'm doing, no longer living with fearing

 

[Growan]

I've cut my teeth on growing weed,
Farmed runner beans straight from the seed.
Want a poly tunnel, the wife's agreed.
But strictly legit - got a family to feed.

Greedyfucks

 

[Growan]

I really want a kitchen garden,
Parsley, time - no, thyme, beg pardon.
Basil and others will have to harden,
If they want to survive when the weather hardens.

Brrr. Chilly.

 

[a senile fungus]

^^^this

I'm setting up an indoor place for the plants to grow and take up space, so that when the snow melts and the sun starts to bake, my plants will have roots, and they'll be sure to take.

 

[a senile fungus]

I wanna keep the kitchen stuff inside, maybe all the veggies too. That way I needn't worry about rabbits consuming my food!

 

[a senile fungus]

Some of these plants can certainly go out, but there are others which simply lack the clout.

 

[Growan]

Some ground crops seem to like a frost,
Carrots get sweeter, more than when hot.
I know less about crops than growng pot!
Can't be that hard, they're all plants, are they not?

 

[a senile fungus]

You see, these are the kinds of things that I'm still reading and learning,
but after years of researching I had to succumb to the yearning
and plant bunches of everything, everywhere that I could,
I'm trying to read the plants but maybe I just don't read good

 

[a senile fungus]

Well, would you look at the time!
It's well past my normal,
I bid you good night, sir
*bows as he exits, all fancy and formal*

 

[Growan]

Sweet dreams fungus, go dream in your bed.
It's night time for you, my day's starting instead.
It's weird how my friends live in a different time,
Weirder still is the way i only speakmin rhyme..

 

[a senile fungus]

Actually it's morning here too, I stayed up all night pacin', now I'm thinking about what tomorrow holds as far as sleep deprivation.

Fuck it.

 

[a senile fungus]

I enjoyed speaking in rhymes, enjoyed thoroughly indeed.
I'm sitting watching lightning in my garage and smoking weed.
Then I'm gonna shower, and get my ass to sleep.
I'm cutting myself short on a lot of Zz's that I need.

 

[Garybhoy11]

 

[vro]

i listened to that shit on youtube
now ill fuck you with NO LUBE

 

[a senile fungus]

@Growan,

Last night was amazing. Let's do it again sometime !

:-*

Edit: added this part so it'll rhyme!

 

[Garden Boss]

Plants grow so big I don't know what to do
They're flagging down choppers and
and forming envious crews.

You're only as strong as your weakest link
and I struggle after dabs, I can't breathe
I can't think

 

[a senile fungus]

You're only as strong as the weakest link,
this is why I smoke more and lessen the drink.
Its a lesson to think, a lesson in life,
a lesson to know your strength and to recognize your vice.