Bust a Rhyme

I grow weed for a living, cos its a herb sent from heaven
To the haters that be dissing, you all dont know what u missing,

Rappers huh




!! Everybody trippin like they popping moly...up in the club is where you find me....If you about that bullshit then don't remind me................that's a little classic from the late great Miley Cyrus. ...

http://bangdirty.bandcamp.com/track/enigma

Give it a listen if u like download the full album for free, or choose to donate a price to the artist. Scottish hip hop is on the rise ppl watch this space

walk up to your girl, ask her if she wanna tango
she said her man was fruity,
so she bout to let that mang-go

all these hoes comin outta the woodwork,
cuz all deez hoes wanna know how my wood works

Aye yo im ty the guy and none of yall can handle my rhymes


(Changes rhyme rhythm)


Im flying off the handle like my jizz when you bitch says TY NOOO So why aim high when im down low

Slow is my pace when I put a dubie to the face

But I'll still win cuz im like the tortoise in the race against the hare

Blaire witch can suck my mother fucking dick slick

My name is ty and im everyone's favorite guy repping the 111

(COUNTRY RAP TIME)

well im hanging with the Carroll boys not giving a fuck with a spit cup in my hands and a sweet little honey playing risky with her's

We like to head up to the track and tear that sucker up

High as fuck and still a young buck with my hands in the air screaming whats up

Then hold up a gas station and steal some gas for our trucks

Cuz thats how we keep the fun up


Hahaha I just thought I whould make a hick rap while im at it

From the western edge of Europe,
Steppin up to beat what you got.
Growan's churning out the good pot,
Aint got time for swag n bud rot.

You know ma Cheese is dank n sticky,
Chronic Lights that the please the picky.
When I scrog it aint that tricky,
Mother fuckin Hard Mode hippy.

Peace.

Now we got this forum jumpin',
Broken beats and bass a thumpin'
Other sites are missin somethin'
Moderators always judgin'.

We got Sunni keepin shit real,
Racerboy is in on the deal,
All them mods know that we all feel
We don't never get a raw deal.

Aight?

Got a nitrogen deficiency?
Problem with electricity?
Maybe levels of toxicity
In your soil? Best flush it quickly.

Gotta watch those ppm's
Get yourself a ph pen.
Co² and oxygen
Make a difference in the end.

Bitches

Oh shit, growan's in the house!

Hubble bubble toil and trouble,
Hyro's hot but soil's a doddle
Don't go steppin' out you depth,
Keep it simple, it's the best.

Noobz

Fungus started this sweet thread,
Now it's a 'sticky' in ma head.
Got lyrics pouring from my mind
And straight to RIU, ONE TIME!

At first I thought this thread was sweet
then I remembered pornhub.
Off to beat box my meat.

The Toke n Talk is where I dwell,
Politics can go to hell.
I got no love for heavy shit,
The lighter side is where i kick it.

You know who rules this world i'm in?
If you count the points then it's Slim Tim,
But that's not how im e-lecting,
My lord, my master is King Pin.

Beards.

Damn it must feel good to be Growan,
A real gangster who is Growan grows his plants right,
A real gangster who is Growan don't post plant problems in the forum cause a real gangster who is Growan got his shit tight.
And a guy who is Growan certainly is able to write a poem and we'd like to see more of 'em on the forum,
Cuz really the shit that you're spittin' is on the scales and they're tippin' and we wanna see more of what you've shown us!

Fungus, you are too kind dude,
I really like your attitude.
I got 99 problems all kept close to my chest,
Don't be fooled into thinkin' that i'm the best.

Right now i got a touch of leaf tip yellow,
Gettin slightly crispy, curled and..hello
I think i know the problem now so,
Flush and cal/mag. It should mellow.

Right?

Ha ha my man yes that's the ticket!
And on the way you got me thinkin'
That a problem I have is similar to yours,
and I'd forgotten that this strain is a cal/mag whore

I got feeling any minute
My better half of whom i'm un-fit,
Will wake up - time to go get my shit
In the kitchen: Tea and crumpets.

For breakfast.