Dick sucking thread

S3love

Active Member
I used to be very flexible when I was a teenager. I was my own best friend in many ways. It's probably every man's dream to be that flexible so I was very lucky. And I didn't break my back either. I read that or heard it somewhere but it's very untrue.
I've seen guys do it on youporn. Happy ending and all. It's kind of a turn on. Maybe this thread could've been a poll. I'd be interested to know who can and who can't....ya know...I can't bring myself to say it.
Hahahahahahahaha so ur basically saying u sucked ur own cock, so im very interested did u suck until u exploded and if u did, did u swallow if so I give u tons of props I dont know any man who would swallow their own cum, did u ever take pics would love to c hahahahaha
 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member
my husband says i give the best blow job in the world, but u will have to ask him, because i think hes just being modest, i can do some crazy shit with my mouth though when it comes to blow jobs

have any of u guys out there had it where a girl holds an ice cube in ur mouth and blow u at the same time, the cold ice hitting u followed by the warmth of the mouth is one crazy feeling
Do you do it with those shoes on?
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
I used to be very flexible when I was a teenager. I was my own best friend in many ways. It's probably every man's dream to be that flexible so I was very lucky. And I didn't break my back either. I read that or heard it somewhere but it's very untrue.
I've seen guys do it on youporn. Happy ending and all. It's kind of a turn on. Maybe this thread could've been a poll. I'd be interested to know who can and who can't....ya know...I can't bring myself to say it.
used to be able to reach when i was 16 and stretched every day.
 

dannyboy602

Well-Known Member
Come on gives us the details, pretty please with a cherry ontop :)
i think what all u said pretty much described how it happened. It helps if u have a long member. I don't know that it would have been possible any other way. But as u can well imagination, to be a young, horny guy who liked the D in the first place, when I found I had this new talent I pretty much felt like I hit the friggin lottery.
I feel bad for women. They'll never know. Alas, you can't stay that limber forever. By the time I was in my twenties it wasn't so easy anymore.
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
I LIKE this thread! My favourite quote about jizzum:

(a little back-story)

In a tv show called "The League", which is fucking hilarious - the characters Raffi and "Dirty Randy" (played by Seth Rogan) were talking about how messy it is going to be in an apartment after they shoot their porn movie. Raffi says:

"It's like the white-rain of a thousand loads. You can climb the walls like Spiderman".

bahahahahahahahahaha - fuck that's a good show. They are also both super-bi.
 
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