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Yessica...

Yessica...

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Here's a funny tidbit about me:

Litre to litre, I have swallowed more semen than coca cola.

I shall explain:

One day, at a party - my buddy was talking about how much he loved pop, and how he shouldn't drink it so much. I said, the previous words...semen to coke...

He LOST his mind. He was holding up a 2L bottle of coke, and he could NOT wrap his head around the sheer quantity of semen that must have passed through my stomache over the years. He was imagining his own pop consumption.

I never liked pop. I have probably only consumed, about one can of coca cola-type beverage in my life. So I got out my handy calculator watch - and dazzeled him with my math skills.

Each shot of semen is around 10 mL, give or take.

A can of coke is 355 mL.

I have swallowed....faaaaar more than 35 loads.

I have actually, never spit a load. Why would you? It's already in there - you CLEARLY have no problem with dicks or semen if you're sucking a dick. Because if you're doing it right - that's the end result every time...

All ya gotta do it....Gulp....

hahahahahahaha
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Yessica... said:
Here's a funny tidbit about me:

Litre to litre, I have swallowed more semen than coca cola.

I shall explain:

One day, at a party - my buddy was talking about how much he loved pop, and how he shouldn't drink it so much. I said, the previous words...semen to coke...

He LOST his mind. He was holding up a 2L bottle of coke, and he could NOT wrap his head around the sheer quantity of semen that must have passed through my stomache over the years. He was imagining his own pop consumption.

I never liked pop. I have probably only consumed, about one can of coca cola-type beverage in my life. So I got out my handy calculator watch - and dazzeled him with my math skills.

Each shot of semen is around 10 mL, give or take.

A can of coke is 355 mL.

I have swallowed....faaaaar more than 35 loads.

I have actually, never spit a load. Why would you? It's already in there - you CLEARLY have no problem with dicks or semen if you're sucking a dick. Because if you're doing it right - that's the end result every time...

All ya gotta do it....Gulp....

hahahahahahaha
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Are you sure you should be telling everyone this?
 
thump easy

thump easy

Well-Known Member
Yessica... said:
Here's a funny tidbit about me:

Litre to litre, I have swallowed more semen than coca cola.

I shall explain:

One day, at a party - my buddy was talking about how much he loved pop, and how he shouldn't drink it so much. I said, the previous words...semen to coke...

He LOST his mind. He was holding up a 2L bottle of coke, and he could NOT wrap his head around the sheer quantity of semen that must have passed through my stomache over the years. He was imagining his own pop consumption.

I never liked pop. I have probably only consumed, about one can of coca cola-type beverage in my life. So I got out my handy calculator watch - and dazzeled him with my math skills.

Each shot of semen is around 10 mL, give or take.

A can of coke is 355 mL.

I have swallowed....faaaaar more than 35 loads.

I have actually, never spit a load. Why would you? It's already in there - you CLEARLY have no problem with dicks or semen if you're sucking a dick. Because if you're doing it right - that's the end result every time...

All ya gotta do it....Gulp....

hahahahahahaha
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dam i just seen this is this what i think it is try having your guy drink pine apple juice or watermelon i do before and the girl always say thats the sweetest stuff i ever tasted.. lolz im not kidding i expect a full report!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Dyna Ryda

Well-Known Member
Yessica... said:
Here's a funny tidbit about me:

Litre to litre, I have swallowed more semen than coca cola.

I shall explain:

One day, at a party - my buddy was talking about how much he loved pop, and how he shouldn't drink it so much. I said, the previous words...semen to coke...

He LOST his mind. He was holding up a 2L bottle of coke, and he could NOT wrap his head around the sheer quantity of semen that must have passed through my stomache over the years. He was imagining his own pop consumption.

I never liked pop. I have probably only consumed, about one can of coca cola-type beverage in my life. So I got out my handy calculator watch - and dazzeled him with my math skills.

Each shot of semen is around 10 mL, give or take.

A can of coke is 355 mL.

I have swallowed....faaaaar more than 35 loads.

I have actually, never spit a load. Why would you? It's already in there - you CLEARLY have no problem with dicks or semen if you're sucking a dick. Because if you're doing it right - that's the end result every time...

All ya gotta do it....Gulp....

hahahahahahaha
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When you say pop wtf you talking about? You mean soda?
 
Da Mann

Da Mann

Well-Known Member
Yessica... said:
Here's a funny tidbit about me:

Litre to litre, I have swallowed more semen than coca cola.

I shall explain:

One day, at a party - my buddy was talking about how much he loved pop, and how he shouldn't drink it so much. I said, the previous words...semen to coke...

He LOST his mind. He was holding up a 2L bottle of coke, and he could NOT wrap his head around the sheer quantity of semen that must have passed through my stomache over the years. He was imagining his own pop consumption.

I never liked pop. I have probably only consumed, about one can of coca cola-type beverage in my life. So I got out my handy calculator watch - and dazzeled him with my math skills.

Each shot of semen is around 10 mL, give or take.

A can of coke is 355 mL.

I have swallowed....faaaaar more than 35 loads.

I have actually, never spit a load. Why would you? It's already in there - you CLEARLY have no problem with dicks or semen if you're sucking a dick. Because if you're doing it right - that's the end result every time...

All ya gotta do it....Gulp....

hahahahahahaha
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I LOVE you.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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My XXX-Men super hero Name/ abilities:

"Swallow"

- wings like a giant bird, and I can fly.
- also, my intestinal pH has changed to accommodate all the semen.

Yes, I am weird as shit....hahahahaha
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Silky Shagsalot said:
i thought this thread was gonna be about gay guys somehow. you know, i gave up cock-sucking years ago, it was tough. those oral habits, they're the hardest to break, lol...
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Is it a lot different when a guy sucks a dick? I assume it would be better - they have one and all...more knowledge. Knowledge is power.

Or are all blowjobs, less the teethy-painful ones, good? Real dick sucking question. To any and all...
 
Da Mann

Da Mann

Well-Known Member
Yessica... said:
Is it a lot different when a guy sucks a dick? I assume it would be better - they have one and all...more knowledge. Knowledge is power.

Or are all blowjobs, less the teethy-painful ones, good? Real dick sucking question. To any and all...
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Anytime you bust a nut it is good.
 
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