Yessica...
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10 mL is 2 tsp...that doesn't seem like a lot? I never actually measured.
But I bake a lot, and I know what 2 tsp looks like. Seems about right. I think?
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But I bake a lot, and I know what 2 tsp looks like. Seems about right. I think?
a senile fungus
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I'm just thinking of a 10mL syringe filled with splooge, lol
Silky Shagsalot
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lol... i actually stole that line from a comic. i can't remember his name, but he writes for t.v. shows. when i saw it, i spit up my drink, it was hilarious! i'll try and update my biblio....
Pinworm
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bu$hleaguer
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I would have to disagree on that one. I kinda think you are THE expert!
bu$hleaguer
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dannyboy602
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Ever milk a prostate? Push the right button and BAM...jackpot. When I'm tired or when I wanna get it over with or when a dudes like "I can't nut this way"...I just push the magic button and he's all moanin like he's havin a wet dream. A bj really isn't a bj. Ya gotta know a few little tricks to keep em happy. And it's the hand/mouth action they seem to like best. Don't you agree dollface girlfriend?
Dude u really are my new personal hero. I wish I could trade places with u for a minute. I would make out like a friggin bandit.
Ever milk a prostate? Push the right button and BAM...jackpot. When I'm tired or when I wanna get it over with or when a dudes like "I can't nut this way"...I just push the magic button and he's all moanin like he's havin a wet dream. A bj really isn't a bj. Ya gotta know a few little tricks to keep em happy. And it's the hand/mouth action they seem to like best. Don't you agree dollface girlfriend?
bu$hleaguer
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lahadaextranjera
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Only 10ml! Count yourself lucky! I've got a right Peter North! Everything gets decorated, even the walls!!
Yessica...
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"It's like the white rain of a thousand loads - you can literally climb the walls like SPIDERMAN".Only 10ml! Count yourself lucky! I've got a right Peter North! Everything gets decorated, even the walls!!
Have you seen "the League"? It's amazing!!! hahaha
You need eye protection or a haz-mat suit or something....
Yessica...
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This is a job for @Flaming Pie , she knows all about the chode-glove...
My ass-play experience, is not so sexy....hahaha
Yessica...
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Fuck that's terrifying! hahaha I am very glad I didn't see that before I went to sleep - it would haunt my dreams...
lahadaextranjera
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Omg! So THAT was you, in apartment 13!
Yessica...
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Yes, I did dwell in the appt 13. hahahahaOmg! So THAT was you, in apartment 13!
I like to share funny stories. They sure make me laugh when I remember them! hahahahahahahahaha
Yessica...
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Is that a picture of an orange with man-parts drawn on? It would HAVE to be - my ballz got remeoved within 3 mins of being on here for the first time.
Yes...I posted man balls within the first 5 min of being on RIU.
"Hi, I'm yessica, check out THIS nut-sack"
Anywho @UncleBorris, it says you are new - WELCOME!!!
You may want to change yer "avatar" from a steaming pile of cock and ballz...it's not allowed, I wouldn't want ya to get in trouble with the laaaaaaaw....