Need advice! landlord is coming by in a few days

[AlphaPhase]

I wouldn't recommend 2 full days of 24 hour darkness though.. That's on the verge of hermie status. If you have them in a room upstairs or attack or basement just leave a light on or flashlight / Lantern or something

 

[UncleBuck]

if i could think of a place to take the uhaul.
they message was pretty specific. they will be here thursday at ten am to get stuff out the storage. so im thinking that might take 2 hours tops. If i could just hide a uhaul truck full of weed for two hours id be ok. i need david blain or chris angel

go to a far flung corner of a walmart parking lot and stay with the truck. if you get any looks or curious people drive away and go park at an extended stay hotel.

 

[UncleReemis]

Any apartment complexes near? You could park in there for a while, put some ona in the uhaul and people would think you were moving in.
or you could suck his cubes for grow permish

 

[ThE sAtIvA hIgH]

what happens if they wait around for you to come back home coz they 'really want a look around there property ' landlords like to see how you are keeping the inside so they have a good idea on work that gonna need doing in future etc , i definately wouldnt seal them in a room , sounds like a bad idea to me , i would go with the uhaul idea

 

[Red1966]

" the landlord said if nobody is there to not worry about it. " is not "we won't come in". Change the locks on the doors and don't be there when they are. They won't damage their own house breaking in. Changing locks is against your lease, but they won't kick you out for it, they may demand keys, tho. A pot reeking of pot will attract attention. Too risky.

 

[smokermore]

im in the boonies. theres no walmarts or apartment complexes anywhere near here. i know i would be shitting bricks and border line having a heart attack if i were to just cruise even back roads. If they wanna stick around i think maybe i have a better chance thwarting them off than any sort of run in with the police.

every cop i see on the road now, my heart pounds like crazy, no matter whats going on, ever since i got pulled over and searched by a k9 unit in texas, and i walked away thank god with 7 joints in my shoe.

pulled over and searched for no reason i might add, i was going to report it, but got paranoid

 

[smokermore]

" the landlord said if nobody is there to not worry about it. " is not "we won't come in". Change the locks on the doors and don't be there when they are. They won't damage their own house breaking in. Changing locks is against your lease, but they won't kick you out for it, they may demand keys, tho. A pot reeking of pot will attract attention. Too risky.

ok i like where this is going
so how bout i change all the locks, have garlic cooking, also have ona blocks in the grow room, followed by a smelly trash can placed near the grow room(outside of the house), followed by my puppy dog whom they have no idea i have to stand guard. ill then have to pay 300 pet deposit i was eventually going to do anyway. And if they try to come in anyway and realize they cant and get pissy and want to come in the next day then i guess ill just have to call it an early harvest

 

[UncleBuck]

" the landlord said if nobody is there to not worry about it. " is not "we won't come in". Change the locks on the doors and don't be there when they are. They won't damage their own house breaking in. Changing locks is against your lease, but they won't kick you out for it, they may demand keys, tho. A pot reeking of pot will attract attention. Too risky.

changing the locks on a house you don't own is among the worst advice i have ever heard in my entire life.

that's basically automatic eviction.

 

[UncleBuck]

im in the boonies. theres no walmarts or apartment complexes anywhere near here. i know i would be shitting bricks and border line having a heart attack if i were to just cruise even back roads. If they wanna stick around i think maybe i have a better chance thwarting them off than any sort of run in with the police.

every cop i see on the road now, my heart pounds like crazy, no matter whats going on, ever since i got pulled over and searched by a k9 unit in texas, and i walked away thank god with 7 joints in my shoe.

pulled over and searched for no reason i might add, i was going to report it, but got paranoid

you have done what you needed to do to get your card and i assume you are within plant limits, so why be scared of driving around with them?

 

[Red1966]

Ask for advice, then get sarcastic when you get it? OK, try this: Forget all that other shit. When they knock on your door, answer it naked. I guarantee you they won't come in. They won't come back the next day. either.

 

[UncleBuck]

Ask for advice, then get sarcastic when you get it? OK, try this: Forget all that other shit. When they knock on your door, answer it naked. I guarantee you they won't come in. They won't come back the next day. either.

to be fair though, your advice sucked and was well deserving of ridicule.

 

[smokermore]

changing the locks on a house you don't own is among the worst advice i have ever heard in my entire life.

that's basically automatic eviction.

ok so it seems really my only options are an early harvest or risking a police encounter in a uhaul.

im leaning towards the uhaul. maybe just parking it up the street where the house is in eye view and hopefully wait it out till they leave? and if i see a walker i can crank it up and move, but never really leaving my street. Worst case scenario a cop randomly patrols my street, which ive seen twice in the year ive been here. or a neighbor calls to report suspicious activity.

seems like my odds of getting caught with a uhaul are slim, but im still not sure if its worth the risk

 

[AlphaPhase]

Can you put them on the roof of your house inconspicuous

 

[AlphaPhase]

Some houses have pretty cool roofs that can hide a few plants way up there, out of view, no smell for the most part from the ground, I dunno, I'll keep thinking of more options

 

[UncleBuck]

looks like you're allowed to have 4 flowering plants under new mexico law, and like you said, you've already been approved for a card.

the uhaul ain't that risky if you ask me.

 

[AlphaPhase]

Oh also, if you do an early harvest it will smell 10x more than the plants.. Don't do that

 

[smokermore]

Ask for advice, then get sarcastic when you get it? OK, try this: Forget all that other shit. When they knock on your door, answer it naked. I guarantee you they won't come in. They won't come back the next day. either.

actually i wasnt being sarcastic, i was totally on board and trying to take it to the next level for extra precautions. sorry if i made it seem like a sarcastic remark. im very grateful for any help givin, just kinda freaked out and trying to be overly cautious

 

[smokermore]

Oh also, if you do an early harvest it will smell 10x more than the plants.. Don't do that

ya i just thoguht of that too. if i chop em up i still have to get them outta here whether its my car or a uhaul. good god i dont have a choice. i guess ill go to bed tonight with the plan of getting a uhaul.

 

[smokermore]

i just rreread that post looking at it in a sarcastic view and cant stop laughing. now when i look at it from a serious view it seems so silly. smelly trash, puppy standing guard....im just desperate here lol

 

[AlphaPhase]

Do the uhaul, if you can get the small trailer kind you can tow it'll look less wierd, people use those to tow lawn mowers and stuff. Easier to tow and cheaper also if you have a truck. Get one of those if you can, go to Lowe's or like home Depot and kill some time, maybe catch a movie or something. The uhaul trailers you can put a pad lock on. I'm sure you'll be alright buddy, try not to sweat it, and just cruise around. Borrow a truck if you can actually you can even rent a truck from Lowe's to tow the trailer if you don't have a vehicle that has the tow hitch. Good luck