Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Yessica...]

well i work out like 6 days a week...honestly insanity man do it ..insanity by shaun t.......its a fucking bitch but goddamn thank you shaun t i still got a way to go i want a flatter stomach and a bigger ass...but whatever
im pretty happy so far ,

hey now i think youre hot too!

i do miss my long hair though

Fuck long hair. Short hair is cute too - and EASY. How much time to you save getting ready? Sounds like YOU use that time to work out - sweet.

I got addicted to Zumba with the olds at my gym. They are TOO CUTE!!! I don't think I would like the class as much if there were not so many white-hairs.

I love watching them dance to LMFAO. hahahahahaha

 

[sunni]

Well I was a hairstylist for about 3 years soling or short it's easy for me lol

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

Pfffft...I call morning wood "the lazy boner". You don't even have to do anything for it, but be conscious.

I like to dock space stations with morning wood, and just cuddle. don't need an eruption, for every little seismic event.

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

speaking of rompers @Yessica... not trying to take away from yours, but i bought one a year ago and i bought it 2 sizes to small maybe even 3 ish, its never fit i decided to try it on today since i seen yours and remembered how cute mine was and it fits yay hahaha mines not as cute as yours but its still cute

thanks for the mammaries.

 

[Yessica...]

Ok - so I know I'm knew here - and this may already be a thing - but has anyone ever told you @sunni that you and @a senile fungus would make, like the CUTEST COUPLE EVER????

Just sayin is all...like this:


And because they're funny, and I like funny - maybe also like THIS:



Or is this a thing already? I could be "Donnying out" again


Bahahahahahah - that's a great movie....

 

[sunni]

Haha @a senile fungus lol

 

[Yessica...]

Haha @a senile fungus lol

I'm pretty good at this stuff - I see something there...

Maybe I just like it when good looking people get together. Makes my imagination happy...

Was that pervy? hahaha = fuck it - you two would make cute babies!!!

 

[Yessica...]

I'm pretty good at this stuff - I see something there...

Maybe I just like it when good looking people get together. Makes my imagination happy...

Was that pervy? hahaha = fuck it - you two would make cute babies!!!

Like this:


Well - HUMAN babies I hope - but the cute factor remains...

 

[sunni]

Lol you crack me up

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

Like this:
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Well - HUMAN babies I hope - but the cute factor remains...

human babies are a lot of work. we should just have like 10 at once, and abandon them........like turtles.

"hey.....if any of you make to adulthood..........look me up"

 

[sunni]

He he yum

 

[Yessica...]

Soooooo...can you name your first born Yessica? hahahaha

 

[a senile fungus]

Did somebody summon me?

 

[Yessica...]

Did somebody summon me?

Oh yeah - me (the matchmaker) - and your future life partner.

Don't worry - I got this...your whole life is coming to a beautiful fruition.

Now go put a baby in @sunni !


You're the unicorn. She's the dolphin, she's already got a onesie!!



I think it's more like you're Unicorn and she's a Mermaid. I haven't found a picture like that yet...

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

Did somebody summon me?

its game day, brother. hope you took your vitamins.....................

 

[Yessica...]

its game day, brother. hope you took your vitamins.....................

Unicorn's don't need vitamins.....pfffffft...they have magical powers. What are you slow or something @DonAlejandroVega ?

Did your parents think you were an Autist too?

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

Unicorn's don't need vitamins.....pfffffft...they have magical powers. What are you slow or something @DonAlejandroVega ?

Did your parents think you were an Autist too?

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I'm pre-autism. they hadn't invented/created it yet.
we didn't have ADHD either. we missed out on a lot of stuff

 

[Yessica...]

Oh internet - you saucy minx!


I'm not gonna tag - you know who you are...

 

[sunni]

Lol fuck

 

[Yessica...]

I'm pre-autism. they hadn't invented/created it yet.
we didn't have ADHD either. we missed out on a lot of stuff

Never tried the ritalin. Not even for funsies...which is odd, because I tried EVERYTHING else...hahaha

My parents actually just thought I was gonna be a writer or an actress, and they embraced and encouraged the weird.

They are great people.