dannyboy602
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I don't take many shits...but I've left many many shits. Too many to count.
Dick sucking thread
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mr sunshine
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Hey Danny boi.. how's it hanging??
dannyboy602
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Hey look who it is. My favorite Mexican.
DonAlejandroVega
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he's........back in the saddle againnnnnnnn...........out where a friend is a friendddddd
Hookabelly
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Were the ones you took worth keeping?
HEYY You're back. Did Mr. Moonshine split?
mr sunshine
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I'm not sure....me and moon don't talk anymore! !
UncleBuck
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i love doing that for some reason.
Yessica...
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe...but I thought you were BEST FRIENDS!!! Like these 2:
FRIEND!
Yessica...
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FresnoFarmer
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Fuck mr. Moonshine. Wannabe ass foo.
Yessica...
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SAMESIES. But for some reason, most places in the States don't even know what Clamato Juice is. Emerican's, they don't like stuff they didn't invent.
Like the fucking Phillips screw driver. It sucks cocks, and nails with the cross on them can eat a bag of dicks too. The screw slips, or gets stripped, and it's a fucking nightmare.
The Robertson, is wonderful. Invented in the UK? Who funking knows, I'm high but if you care - read about it.
But which one of these is used 90% of the time, here in Canada? BIG DADDY USA sends over all their Jesus-screws, and I have to put together my cupboards while swearing...
So - there you go...whoever cock-blocked the Robertson screw driver being the #1 used driver in the world, and made the fucking jesus screw still SCREWING everyone:
And....SCENE!
Yessica...
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I hear they are FUCKING BATSHIT in Northern Ontario too...
FresnoFarmer
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Batshit? Is it free? That stuff is hard to source out hurr.
UncleBuck
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painfully cheesy.
Yessica...
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You just MAKE it...
1. cover your floor with plastic....like leftover from your murderin'. Um...painting?
2. set up hooks in your ceiling.
3. Invite your buds over to hang upside down, while exclaiming "I'm batman", and then poop.
Batshit crazy - it's all in the imagination...
Yessica...
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FresnoFarmer
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Yeah, because thats all I need is the homies shitting all over my house. Prolly got the runs from liquor and my wiffes armenian cooking lol
Yessica...
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FresnoFarmer
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Lol my homies dont sck dick. Just teir wives.....lol, naw....I cant do that to the ppl my sons call uncle. Or could I??? Lol, naw. Their wves are lime sisters to me........or secong cousins.........that are sexy Laos girls and I would love to smash, just once before I die