Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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Metasynth said:
My friend just visited Ohio, and came back to Southern California and said "I'm moving to Ohio"...Apparently they made a big impression on her over there in Amish country. She got offered an assistant manager position out there already.
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Born and raised. I love travel but I'll always return.
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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Dyna Ryda said:
Seriously though, if the state allows me to open a dispensery next year I will hire growers, hopefully some from riu.
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Hella green thumb over here. If you ever do that I am down. Wet trim, dry trim doesn't matter. No experience in hydro but am a quick learner with his head on his shoulders.
I don't grow atm but here was my first grow ever about 3 years ago. Only got better since.
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TripleMindedGee5150

TripleMindedGee5150

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Here's a random from my random ass post

What part of the game is it when you got that one homie that asks for a 5 sack ?!?!

Something like

" what's good? You got any"
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" Ya how much you need?"
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" oh Ya just a 5 "
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"DAFUQ !! THAT LAST YOU HOW LONG "

LOL ...I swear in our mid 30s
 
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iamnobody

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I've never wanted to smack an old woman so badly in my life.


Was called to the register while helping customers on the floor. Well I had just talked this guy into buying a club membership (which adds a small commission), and had to ring him up. So As I was on my way to the register I sign in and turn around to help this guy, only to see this old couple standing there. Well they were just buying some tape so no biggie. I go to ring them up, and they try to stack coupons. Well that's not allowed so instead they ended up paying for each item individually so they could get a discount on everything. Then to top it off the old woman starts complaining about how the price on the register didn't match the price on the tags (Never mind that her coupons had already put her a dollar lower then the original price). She went grabbed the tags from the shelf while her husband (who had me ring everything up individually as well) was being taken care of. Then returned her stuff so I could redo it at the set price on the tags. So I had to return and resale EVERYTHING, one purchase at a time. All while we're swamped with customers.

I ended up loosing my commission sale to different register because this bitch wanted to save 20% on 15$ worth of fucking tape.
 
Garden Boss

Garden Boss

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iamnobody said:
I've never wanted to smack an old woman so badly in my life.


Was called to the register while helping customers on the floor. Well I had just talked this guy into buying a club membership (which adds a small commission), and had to ring him up. So As I was on my way to the register I sign in and turn around to help this guy, only to see this old couple standing there. Well they were just buying some tape so no biggie. I go to ring them up, and they try to stack coupons. Well that's not allowed so instead they ended up paying for each item individually so they could get a discount on everything. Then to top it off the old woman starts complaining about how the price on the register didn't match the price on the tags (Never mind that her coupons had already put her a dollar lower then the original price). She went grabbed the tags from the shelf while her husband (who had me ring everything up individually as well) was being taken care of. Then returned her stuff so I could redo it at the set price on the tags. So I had to return and resale EVERYTHING, one purchase at a time. All while we're swamped with customers.

I ended up loosing my commission sale to different register because this bitch wanted to save 20% on 15$ worth of fucking tape.
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I'm aggravated just reading this. I hope she looses that $3 in the parking lot... damn time wasting penny pichers! If your gonna be a tight wad at least be smooth about it.
 
gR33nDav3l0l

gR33nDav3l0l

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So, this d00d is making medibles mit real chocolate (cacao happens here and in Mexico, so it's kinda cheap). They is fucking strong y0, had to pull over when it hit. I'm getting a million times fatter now, fucking chocos are the bomb.
 
gR33nDav3l0l

gR33nDav3l0l

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iamnobody said:
I've never wanted to smack an old woman so badly in my life.


Was called to the register while helping customers on the floor. Well I had just talked this guy into buying a club membership (which adds a small commission), and had to ring him up. So As I was on my way to the register I sign in and turn around to help this guy, only to see this old couple standing there. Well they were just buying some tape so no biggie. I go to ring them up, and they try to stack coupons. Well that's not allowed so instead they ended up paying for each item individually so they could get a discount on everything. Then to top it off the old woman starts complaining about how the price on the register didn't match the price on the tags (Never mind that her coupons had already put her a dollar lower then the original price). She went grabbed the tags from the shelf while her husband (who had me ring everything up individually as well) was being taken care of. Then returned her stuff so I could redo it at the set price on the tags. So I had to return and resale EVERYTHING, one purchase at a time. All while we're swamped with customers.

I ended up loosing my commission sale to different register because this bitch wanted to save 20% on 15$ worth of fucking tape.
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Hey man, I complain about shit not having the same price that it has on display once you hit the register. I've done the tagging shit, the store is not giving me any shit for free, the least they can do is be honest about it.
 
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iamnobody

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Garden Boss said:
I'm aggravated just reading this. I hope she looses that $3 in the parking lot... damn time wasting penny pichers! If your gonna be a tight wad at least be smooth about it.
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My thoughts exactly. I'm usually cool with customers. Even when they're cussing me out for their own stupidity (we can't make returns without receipt's people). But that was going to be my first club commission, which is what irritated me so much about it.

Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

gR33nDav3l0l said:
Hey man, I complain about shit not having the same price that it has on display once you hit the register. I've done the tagging shit, the store is not giving me any shit for free, the least they can do is be honest about it.
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Actually the store gives away free stuff all the time. We have coupons floating around for free mini-flashlights, tape measures, rope, tarps, and other goodies. No purchase necessary, just have to bring the coupon. The idea is to give away a few cheap things to lure people in, and hopes that they'll buy a bunch of other stuff while they're there. Works pretty well too.

That in itself doesn't bother me. It's more of the fact that I had to return and re-ring everything for her over the difference of like $0.50. Even that wouldn't bug me so much if it weren't for us being busy and loosing my commission in the process.
 
gR33nDav3l0l

gR33nDav3l0l

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iamnobody said:
Actually the store gives away free stuff all the time. We have coupons floating around for free mini-flashlights, tape measures, rope, tarps, and other goodies. No purchase necessary, just have to bring the coupon. The idea is to give away a few cheap things to lure people in, and hopes that they'll buy a bunch of other stuff while they're there. Works pretty well too.

That in itself doesn't bother me. It's more of the fact that I had to return and re-ring everything for her over the difference of like $0.50. Even that wouldn't bug me so much if it weren't for us being busy and loosing my commission in the process.
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Man, you come up with some shit like that here and you get labeled a fucking communist or a lunatic. Stores here DO NOT give anything away, NEVER. They all could learn a thing or two from your workplace. They have price differences up and over 5 bucks, and never lower than a buck. Fucking rip off, every single time :eyesmoke:
Your encounter with senility even borders being pranked, I bet she knew it would suck for everyone.
 
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