iconoclast
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No shit is right! No shit on the ass and no shit on the pussy, please!
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lahadaextranjera
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So that's why we have bidets everywhere.
We love having clean bums on the Continent.
iconoclast
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I totally agree with you. How come a country that created the iphone can't figure out a better way to clean their asses? That just goes to show that people don't care about what can't be seen by others. I'm sure that most countries think Americans are dirty for the way we wipe our asses.So that's why we have bidets everywhere.
We love having clean bums on the Continent.
dannyboy602
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The water pick in the shower works too. And I carry handy wipes with me just in case.
Cowboykush
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You arent missing much.....
theexpress
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nice i was worried id have to use a rubber.. nothing deflates an erection faster then seeing shit smears on ur dickSo that's why we have bidets everywhere.
We love having clean bums on the Continent.
FresnoFarmer
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I thought those were everywhere in case you became parched.So that's why we have bidets everywhere.
We love having clean bums on the Continent.
Yessica...
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I once gave a fireman a blowie in the morning after a bonkers night out, but I had to lift up his slutty school girl kilt first to do it. Fuckin hilarious!
Yessica...
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Pretty sure those 2 should break the fuck up! hahahahaahsex spreadsheets. they are real.
lahadaextranjera
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Well you know what it's like guys. You take a shower, you're getting ready to go out, then nature calls again. Threatening the ruination of your sparkly clean posterior. What can you do?
Just bidet!
Just bidet!
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FresnoFarmer
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Or use our fingers. Gets everything out.Well you know what it's like guys. You take a shower, you're getting ready to go out, then nature calls again. Threatening the ruination of you're sparkly clean posterior. What can you do?
Just bidet!
Lol in thailand villages they use a stick.
lahadaextranjera
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Thailand think we are all disgusting for using toilet paper!! A Thai toilet consists of a bucket of water and a small bowl, to splash away! There aren't proper sewage systems in place, especially on the islands so toilet paper can't be flushed at all! I used to live there, on Koh Tao the diving island.
FresnoFarmer
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I have lots of buddies from thailand/laos. They told me lots of crazy shit.
Hookabelly
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sex spreadsheets. they are real.
Saw this on a news show.
Love the "I feel Gross" reply. That is SUCH a woman response…. LOL
PS I guess the chick with the shit-ass didn't feel so gross….
iconoclast
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Love the "I feel Gross" reply. That is SUCH a woman response…. LOL
PS I guess the chick with the shit-ass didn't feel so gross….[/QUOTE]
Yes, that is a real excuse. My girl will use it from time to time and then I just wait for her to go to sleep and I sneak it in.
Who said having a small pecker doesn't have it's advantages? I'm like a mosquito that sneaks away and you don't even know you've been stung.
PS I guess the chick with the shit-ass didn't feel so gross….[/QUOTE]
Yes, that is a real excuse. My girl will use it from time to time and then I just wait for her to go to sleep and I sneak it in.
Who said having a small pecker doesn't have it's advantages? I'm like a mosquito that sneaks away and you don't even know you've been stung.
Yessica...
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Yes, that is a real excuse. My girl will use it from time to time and then I just wait for her to go to sleep and I sneak it in.
Who said having a small pecker doesn't have it's advantages?[/QUOTE]SURPRISE SEX!
hahahahaha
ChingOwn
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Lotion you say? a pre slippy bung hole eh?
Hookabelly
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Yes, that is a real excuse. My girl will use it from time to time and then I just wait for her to go to sleep and I sneak it in.
Who said having a small pecker doesn't have it's advantages? I'm like a mosquito that sneaks away and you don't even know you've been stung.[/QUOTE]Until it's red and itchy, THEN you put two and two together and well…..