The Drunk Thread!

StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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crack come in many forms! this latest one was mostly jujst drunk on the drudge on crack. you see us crack niggas ne all whaaats up homie then all give me yo money ho.... now I am feeling that drunk shall I bang a little metj to make the night fly b y ly likea plane, but niot no malaysian plane... nigga aint wanna get shot down or nothin1
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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I just talked a bunch of shit to my friend cause he staye the night at my house I fed him a ribeye and some veggies and shit and in the morning he took off to work and took a bunch of beer and some weed... ya he helped me build my old grow box and he is the guy that helps me out if I get stuck or run out of gas or whatever but I do the same for him... I mean at lest fuckin ask right Ill give you the shit if you ask but dont steal it. am I a dumb ass for that?
 
Garden Boss

Garden Boss

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ChingOwn said:
I just talked a bunch of shit to my friend cause he staye the night at my house I fed him a ribeye and some veggies and shit and in the morning he took off to work and took a bunch of beer and some weed... ya he helped me build my old grow box and he is the guy that helps me out if I get stuck or run out of gas or whatever but I do the same for him... I mean at lest fuckin ask right Ill give you the shit if you ask but dont steal it. am I a dumb ass for that?
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That's weak man... Not even a note? I've snagged a bowl, but never without an "IOU (:" note left with it...
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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@Pinworm lets get all busy talk in pm

now now I am got a 40oz of gin and a whole list of chems that are calling out "farmer, touch me touch me good" what to do what to do! I think that meph is the first to be grabbed like an altar boy crying for help!!
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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Working my way through many glasses of cider. Being semi-sensible though. Tomorrow is the end of a 80 hour work week, so i have the intentions of getting royally trollied. Trollied, that's a funny looking word.
 
Pinworm

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tip top toker said:
Working my way through many glasses of cider. Being semi-sensible though. Tomorrow is the end of a 80 hour work week, so i have the intentions of getting royally trollied. Trollied, that's a funny looking word.
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Nice. Its hard to drink that shit sensibly. Goes down to easy. Johnny Jump Ups are one of my favs. Just like a Carbomb but with cider.
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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Pinworm said:
Nice. Its hard to drink that shit sensibly. Goes down to easy. Johnny Jump Ups are one of my favs. Just like a Carbomb but with cider.
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please, explain your version of johnny jump up I googled it said JD with 8oz of apple cider is that it? or is it this?13879423.jpg
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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I like the cheap version. Doubleshot Bushmills dropped into a pint of Hornsby's. Slam as fast as you can. Traditional is just less whiskey and more exspensive cider.
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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beef eater gin! and well m y crack dealer accidentl;yu dro[pped me off another 100 dollar bag when I owed him money! score. this guy had about 15 grams of crack a 40 oz ogf gin and maybe 3 9% beers~
and I tried to pay the dealer back and he threw me a bag with his brother who my lady broke into the house of? im so confused and high mostly high very very high
drunk and high nwe be for the next night or so
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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3 boneshaker and 1 homebrewed kahwhonaa stout! amazing! it made this years beer week! brewed by great lakes brewary and sold to the public!

I am too drunk to be alllowed to brew it so only my brother can unless he allows my stupid cracked up drunked ass too!

viva la tequila!
 
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