Yet another drug test question….

giggles26

giggles26

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How silly are you going to feel if they pop a mouth swab test on you and you only needed to quit 3 days before....
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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I had court ordered drug tests when I was younger. I smoked up to three days before each test. I beat the tests by taking a crazy amount of cranberry extract pills from GNC. I acquired bottles of 30 pills which were 500mg each of pure cranberry extract, and began taking 8-10 pills a day a few days before the test, culminating in finishing off the bottle early the morning of my tests. Pissed clean every time.

I don't recommend smoking three days before your test, merely relating my personal drug test experiences. They were testing specifically for weed(was a minor at the time).
 
chewberto

chewberto

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Just put a whizonater dick filled with child's pee inside your vagina and squeeze out the Win... That's what I did, only anally.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Metasynth said:
I had court ordered drug tests when I was younger. I smoked up to three days before each test. I beat the tests by taking a crazy amount of cranberry extract pills from GNC. I acquired bottles of 30 pills which were 500mg each of pure cranberry extract, and began taking 8-10 pills a day a few days before the test, culminating in finishing off the bottle early the morning of my tests. Pissed clean every time.

I don't recommend smoking three days before your test, merely relating my personal drug test experiences. They were testing specifically for weed(was a minor at the time).
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5000 mg??? you turned into a walking cranberry!

 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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Hookabelly said:
5000 mg??? you turned into a walking cranberry!

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Well, 15,000mg over the course of three days....lol...And it worked. They sent me to a testing facility that was especially good at catching trace amounts, and I really smoked 3 days before each test. I fully expected to fail, but I didn't.
 
giggles26

giggles26

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Metasynth said:
Well, 15,000mg over the course of three days....lol...And it worked. They sent me to a testing facility that was especially good at catching trace amounts, and I really smoked 3 days before each test. I fully expected to fail, but I didn't.
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Maybe they just loved your sexy ass meta :)
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Metasynth said:
Well, 15,000mg over the course of three days....lol...And it worked. They sent me to a testing facility that was especially good at catching trace amounts, and I really smoked 3 days before each test. I fully expected to fail, but I didn't.
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Then they sent you to Ocean Spray for juicing and extraction.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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Hookabelly said:
Then they sent you to Ocean Spray for juicing and extraction.
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No, but they didn't send me to drug class either. I got off scott free by taking cranberry extract pills. Poke fun if you like, but it worked, it was cheap, and it kept me out of getting into a lot more trouble than I was already in.

Are you trying to be funny?
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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I mean, YOU wanted to hear the skinny from actual smokers. Well, I was at the time, and still am, a daily smoker of high grade cannabis, and I was merely relating my actual drug test experience. Then I feel as if you are teasing or not taking me seriously, just because I ate some cranberry extract pills? Forget it, sorry I tried to help

Have a nice day :)
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Metasynth said:
I mean, YOU wanted to hear the skinny from actual smokers. Well, I was at the time, and still am, a daily smoker of high grade cannabis, and I was merely relating my actual drug test experience. Then I feel as if you are teasing or not taking me seriously, just because I ate some cranberry extract pills? Forget it, sorry I tried to help

Have a nice day :)
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Ahhhh I'm sorry Meta. :peace:
Just messing with you. I DO appreciate the advice. It just so happens that I take cranberry pills from time to time. I've got a mega bottle in my cabinet

I just was marveling at the quantities. :mrgreen::neutral:
 
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