Gb 2014

jbird74

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Introducing: Garden Boss Statuettes

-Guaranteed to improve weather within a 10 mile radius
-Lifelike 1/10 scale of the man himself in trademark gardening outfit
-Perfect for cabinet growers that want to know what it feels like to walk among trees
-Available soon at GardenBoss.com (site launching at 1200 zulu time so keep trying)

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Disclaimer: all warranties and guarantees are implicitly warrantless. Doublejj's face substituted to protect anonymity of Garden Boss. All sales final, no givebacks. $50 surcharge applies to all cabinet growers.
LMFAO at disclaimer
 

jbird74

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I've got my eyes on the southern end of that mass in Missouri myself. I haven't had measurable rain in 5 weeks bro.
Wow bro...we were needing a drink here but not nearly that bad. The yards didn't quit growing until a week ago. My HoneyHole patch is by a small creek and it was nearly dried up completely. I was dreading the idea of packing water in after being spoiled the entire grow so far with access just a few yards away. This rain we are getting today will prob keep me from packing water in the rest of the grow. It has been a phenomenal year all the way around minus the dry time but my plants never did without.
 

MightyMike530

Well-Known Member
Introducing: Garden Boss Statuettes

-Guaranteed to improve weather within a 10 mile radius
-Lifelike 1/10 scale of the man himself in trademark gardening outfit
-Perfect for cabinet growers that want to know what it feels like to walk among trees
-Available soon at GardenBoss.com (site launching at 1200 zulu time so keep trying)

Disclaimer: all warranties and guarantees are implicitly warrantless. Doublejj's face substituted to protect anonymity of Garden Boss. All sales final, no givebacks. $50 surcharge applies to all cabinet growers.
He needs to be holding a container of Maxsea and some trimming scissors...

but if he brings the juju to make plants grow like GBs I'll take 50 of the little guys!
 

Smidge34

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Wow bro...we were needing a drink here but not nearly that bad. The yards didn't quit growing until a week ago. My HoneyHole patch is by a small creek and it was nearly dried up completely. I was dreading the idea of packing water in after being spoiled the entire grow so far with access just a few yards away. This rain we are getting today will prob keep me from packing water in the rest of the grow. It has been a phenomenal year all the way around minus the dry time but my plants never did without.
It has to do with the confluence of the Ohio and Mississppi, coupled with the TN and Cumberland Rivers nearby. Their terminal points (except for the Mississippi obviously) are within miles of each other. The topography of the end of the Great Plains meets the east, with the southern Mississippi Delta kissing the south and the Ozarks to the southwest. It's a perfect storm for weather extremes. Same latitude roughly as Santa Cruz, CA, BTW.
 

doublejj

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It has to do with the confluence of the Ohio and Mississppi, coupled with the TN and Cumberland Rivers nearby. Their terminal points (except for the Mississippi obviously) are within miles of each other. The topography of the end of the Great Plains meets the east, with the southern Mississippi Delta kissing the south and the Ozarks to the southwest. It's a perfect storm for weather extremes. Same latitude roughly as Santa Cruz, CA, BTW.
Do I see a carpool to the BBQ shaping up?
 

jbird74

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Hey GB I was wanting to pick your brain. Now I know she's pretty scrawny but with lots of water and sufficient nutes how much yield do you think I might be able to pull of her?????? TY in advance:lol:
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