The Drunk Thread!

[Pinworm]

@ChingOwn I just made a pitcher. Come fix your head.

 

[ChingOwn]

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@ChingOwn I just made a pitcher. Come fix your head.

I need to bruh Im, still laying bed trying to make myself get up I dont even wanna go take a piss, but I think you know whats best for me..and friends dont let friends drink alone.

 

[mr sunshine]

I need to bruh Im, still laying bed trying to make myself get up I dont even wanna go take a piss, but I think you know whats best for me..and friends dont let friends drink alone.

I know what's best for you! take off all your clothes! ! Your gonna have to trust me on this one! What happened broski u hung over or sick??

 

[ChingOwn]

I know what's best for you! take off all your clothes! ! Your gonna have to trust me on this one! What happened broski u hung over or sick??

Hung over as fuck Thursday night is college night so all the brave ass comes down from UTEP and NMSU and ten dollar drink till you drown at the Tequila Derby, its pretty Americanized right by the border bridge, as long as you get there with out the cab driver kidnapping you or ripping you off. And one of friends was fighting with his wife so he came to me for guidance, I bet he wont do that again lol.

 

[mr sunshine]

Hung over as fuck Thursday night is college night so all the brave ass comes down from UTEP and NMSU and ten dollar drink till you drown at the Tequila Derby, its pretty Americanized right by the border bridge, as long as you get there with out the cab driver kidnapping you or ripping you off. And one of friends was fighting with his wife so he came to me for guidance, I bet he wont do that again lol.

That sounds fun!!did you kidnap his wife??

 

[ChingOwn]

That sounds fun!!did you kidnap his wife??

No shes Ukrainian and brags about how she can take apart her kleshnikov, blind folded, she is really good looking and really mean I want to kidnap her it just wouldn't be fun for anyone involved unless we drove her to the slums and dropped her off bound and blind folded. maybe the monster of juarez would find her and then she would probably kill him and be a fucking hero cause thats how that shit works.

 

[mr sunshine]

No shes Ukrainian and brags about how she can take apart her kleshnikov, blind folded, she is really good looking and really mean I want to kidnap her it just wouldn't be fun for anyone involved unless we drove her to the slums and dropped her off bound and blind folded. maybe the monster of juarez would find her and then she would probably kill him and be a fucking hero cause thats how that shit works.

Simon!

 

[Hookabelly]

And one of friends was fighting with his wife so he came to me for guidance, .

I don't want to laugh, seeing as your head hurts and all. Drink fluids

 

[ChingOwn]

I don't want to laugh, seeing as your head hurts and all. Drink fluids

@Pinworm thanks for setting me strait brofus I got you care package as Hooka said plenty of fluids....


Dude I love you so much for including that shot with the shrimp cocktail I'm totally cured

 

[Pinworm]

@Pinworm thanks for setting me strait brofus I got you care package as Hooka said plenty of fluids....
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Dude I love you so much for including that shot with the shrimp cocktail I'm totally cured

Mmmmmm damn! That looks noms!!

 

[ChingOwn]

It was awesome I wish i had a friend to feel better with

 

[Steve French]

Sheeeiit, isn't 8 a bit late to be having a hair of the dog?

 

[tytheguy111]

I respect Canadians for making Canadian mist

Like thats some good whiskey

But nothing is better than some good ole tequila and and mountain dew

 

[Steve French]

No, can't beat the OE and orange juice.

 

[Pinworm]

Tytheturdthatwontflush. Tequila moutain dew and brickweed? Come back when your old enough to actually order a drink you redneck shitforbrains.

 

[Steve French]

 

[Steve French]

Jesus h, does nobody get drunk a Friday? I've already drank like, 6 beers or so. Well, they are imported from America, so like only 3 er 4 beers.

 

[Pinworm]

I just spelt my name on the fence.

 

[Steve French]

That was a gooder. They even sang.

How about these kangaroo shaggers?

 

[Pinworm]

Good on ya mate.