Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[dr.gonzo1]

So ambedextres then ? Sounds useful.

 

[mr sunshine]

My dick slightly curves to the right!!

 

[Hookabelly]

This is how I write:

This is how the "other" Lefties write:

 

[UncleBuck]

This is how I write:

This is how the "other" Lefties write:

just convert to judaism, learn hebrew, and your problem is solved.

 

[Hookabelly]

just convert to judaism, learn hebrew, and your problem is solved.

Or Chinese. Or is it just the books that start from the right?

That reminds me. Spiral notebooks suck. the spiral gets in the way. I usually turn them upside down so it's on the right.

 

[MightyMike530]

This is how I write:

This is how the "other" Lefties write:

Im somewhere in between there, it works for me!

 

[charface]

My dick slightly curves to the right!!

You must be a lefty?

 

[mr sunshine]

You must be a lefty?

If I'm taking my time i am.....i use the right to bang out the quickies!!!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I had two kids a couple of years apart about 10 years ago. Now I have 1. I learned that one was a lefty so I threw his fucking ass into the river behind my shed after I hit him in the head with a board. I'm not going to let the world destroy another kid for being left handed. I never really think about him anymore. He was going to be useless anyway. Saved myself a fuck ton of cash.

 

[Pinworm]

the difference lol pretty accurate

Racist.

I had two kids a couple of years apart about 10 years ago. Now I have 1. I learned that one was a lefty so I threw his fucking ass into the river behind my shed after I hit him in the head with a board. I'm not going to let the world destroy another kid for being left handed. I never really think about him anymore. He was going to be useless anyway. Saved myself a fuck ton of cash.

That took me to a very dark place.

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

 

[hexthat]

I had two kids a couple of years apart about 10 years ago. Now I have 1. I learned that one was a lefty so I threw his fucking ass into the river behind my shed after I hit him in the head with a board. I'm not going to let the world destroy another kid for being left handed. I never really think about him anymore. He was going to be useless anyway. Saved myself a fuck ton of cash.

I was left handed but after kindergarden at a private school I became ambidextrous. My parents would have saved a ton of cash too if they had done the same.

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

I once bet a d00d he couldn't learn how to write with the left hand. Sucker went ahead and did pre-school writing exercises. Eventually he got it mastered. I didn't pay him shit tho', didn't thought he was going to actually do it

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Singlemalt]

I'm strangely aroused

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I'm strangely aroused

Me 2.I think she could suck a cock and toss a salad at the same time.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Only in NYC.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

worlds strongest beer 67.5% http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/booze/snake-venom-worlds-new-strongest-beer.asp

wish i had!

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

pretty accurate

 

[sunni]

why the fuck did i buy a 40 of OE...fucking nastyy