Legal Revenge (the less fun variety)

XXVII St.

XXVII St.

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Sometimes there are people (usually neighbors) who are such vile, horrible, miserable pieces of shit they need an ass beating. Hood justice so to speak.

However, Sometimes these people are fat old white ladies you can't exactly cut with a razor ( or it may be frowned upon anyway)......... What have you done to fuck with someone?

Eg. I had a weird flight attendant cat lady neighbor. She was across the hall in some condos I lived in. If I turned on the TV, Laughed too "loud", had music playing ON A LAPTOP (no speakers) etc at 2 in the afternoon she would call the cops. I'm not sure what she said to get them there.....But they always came (once I was watching True Romance....The end scene with all the guns was playing at 7PM.... When 7 cops showed up at my door they asked who was being shot and if I was beating someone in my condo. They came once for domestic violence (I had no wife or GF at the time)...... So anyway..... Lady was a bitter, mean crazy bitch.

I signed her address up for EVERY SINGLE mental health, psychiatry, schizophrenia website I could find from all over the country and said YES, PLEASE SEND ME ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION PAMPHLETS!......

For at least a month there were boxes of mail from mental health facilities on her doorstep. Probably a small victory. But I enjoyed it.

(PS the final time the cops came they told her they were going to start fining her for wasting their time. Lol. So glad I'm in a house in the forest away from allllllll the fuckers.)

Anyway...... Funny Legal (or mostly harmless) revenge?
 
MarijuanaBug

MarijuanaBug

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Hahahahaha, well, idk if it counts as revenge, but i had a fat mean agriculture teacher (mr, butler), he would tell me that i needed to grow up, call me stupid, and repeatedly get me searched after saying i smelled like marijuana, and he spread a rumor that i was starting a conspiracy with students to steal from the school, well one day i found a funny pic of him on the internet, i dont know who made it, i printed it on posters and hung them around the school and had it put on a mug, a tshirt and a big sticker i put on my binder. when they told me i cant put up posters i said its free speech, then some of the students even protested by painting shirts orange and writing grant county prison on them. they eventually let me keep the posters up.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Years ago I was an admin for a web forum, such as this but different topic(more political). We wanted it to be rational. There was a member who was an asshole nutcase, hated pretty much everything not white and American and Christian. Needless to say, alot of his posts were deleted. One day he goes on a frothing anti-gay tirade and most of what he posted was deleted. The boy got pissed and emailed and posted before banning the most disgusting stuff(pics and text and threats) ever to all emails public. My boss was at a loss on what to do...I wasn't. The guy adverted his work and his ex-curricular stuff in his sig so I subscribed him to every deviant sex site I could think of. He got email to all the places he thought he was in charge of. Fucked him into the ground, lost everything
 
XXVII St.

XXVII St.

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MarijuanaBug said:
Hahahahaha, well, idk if it counts as revenge, but i had a fat mean agriculture teacher (mr, butler), he would tell me that i needed to grow up, call me stupid, and repeatedly get me searched after saying i smelled like marijuana, and he spread a rumor that i was starting a conspiracy with students to steal from the school, well one day i found a funny pic of him on the internet, i dont know who made it, i printed it on posters and hung them around the school and had it put on a mug, a tshirt and a big sticker i put on my binder. when they told me i cant put up posters i said its free speech, then some of the students even protested by painting shirts orange and writing grant county prison on them. they eventually let me keep the posters up.
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Agriculture teacher? You should have stopped being a dick and learned how to grow. :)
 
MarijuanaBug

MarijuanaBug

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XXVII St. said:
Agriculture teacher? You should have stopped being a dick and learned how to grow. :)
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hahahaha, you got me there! but in my defense, he didnt teach anything i didnt already learn from biology, and it was mostly about animals.
i usually slept threw most classes, and at the end of the year each class gave me a packet and i never get less than a 87.
 
XXVII St.

XXVII St.

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MarijuanaBug said:
hahahaha, you got me there! but in my defense, he didnt teach anything i didnt already learn from biology, and it was mostly about animals.
i usually slept threw most classes, and at the end of the year each class gave me a packet and i never get less than a 87.
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I'm not allowed to talk to minors. It's in the conditions of my probation.
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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XXVII St. said:
Sometimes there are people (usually neighbors) who are such vile, horrible, miserable pieces of shit they need an ass beating. Hood justice so to speak.

However, Sometimes these people are fat old white ladies you can't exactly cut with a razor ( or it may be frowned upon anyway)......... What have you done to fuck with someone?

Eg. I had a weird flight attendant cat lady neighbor. She was across the hall in some condos I lived in. If I turned on the TV, Laughed too "loud", had music playing ON A LAPTOP (no speakers) etc at 2 in the afternoon she would call the cops. I'm not sure what she said to get them there.....But they always came (once I was watching True Romance....The end scene with all the guns was playing at 7PM.... When 7 cops showed up at my door they asked who was being shot and if I was beating someone in my condo. They came once for domestic violence (I had no wife or GF at the time)...... So anyway..... Lady was a bitter, mean crazy bitch.

I signed her address up for EVERY SINGLE mental health, psychiatry, schizophrenia website I could find from all over the country and said YES, PLEASE SEND ME ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION PAMPHLETS!......

For at least a month there were boxes of mail from mental health facilities on her doorstep. Probably a small victory. But I enjoyed it.

(PS the final time the cops came they told her they were going to start fining her for wasting their time. Lol. So glad I'm in a house in the forest away from allllllll the fuckers.)

Anyway...... Funny Legal (or mostly harmless) revenge?
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I've said it before, I'll say it again.
Fuck apartments/condos/neighbors. (unless they bring you food like Pinworms neighbor)
 
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