Still, no.
The porch is affixed to the house. We are not on the sun.
I'm sitting in the middle of 30 acres right now, that's considered "country". The nearest house is the one on this very property, or, if asked another way, the nearest star is the one at the center of this very solar system.
If asked where the nearest building on next property over was (as in, not our solar system) I would point in the appropriate direction. But if you literally asked me a question, I would answer literally.
I guess people just aren't used to thinking of the sun as a star?
As to the 'in the hand' comparison... The only way to make an equal comparison between ease of holding in hand either a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks would be to hold them the same way, not have one in a bag and one not. If both in bags, they would both have the same amount of downward force acting upon your hand, and you would not be able to differentiate between the two as long as the bags were staying still and not swinging. But once swinging the bag, you would most likely be able to tell the difference based on the moment of inertia. Feel free to look that up...