the devil condemed 3 sinners to hell for 1000years so they can be forgiven for there sins,,the 1st man is condemed for adultry , the devil says go in that room for 1000 and have sex with as man chicks as you want i will see u in 1000 years,,the 2nd man is condemed for alohol abuse , go into that room and drink your self to death , ill see u in 1000years,,3rd man is condemed for smoking to much weed, go into that room and smoke for 1000 years,,,,,,,,,1000 years later the devil opens the door to the adultra , please forgive me i have been fucked to death and iv learnt my lesson, so the devil lets him back to earth,,, he opens the door to the alcoholic,,,,i have drink so much for so long i think iv learnt my lesson, so hes alowwed back to earth,,, so the devil opens the last door to the stoner,,he looks down at the stoner and he is crying and looks misserble , the devil says what's up son have you learnt your lesson,,,,stoner says "dude have you got a light""
Anyone know any jokes?
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ElfoodStampo
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ok..ok..ok. BEST JOKE EVER!!
Uncle Buck.....
Uncle Buck.....
UncleBuck
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awwww, the rapist is all butthurt.ok..ok..ok. BEST JOKE EVER!!
Uncle Buck.....
The Outdoorsman
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I wish a mod would ban everyone in bucks sig.
ElfoodStampo
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Just like unkle buck, always wanting someone else to do something for them.
you two are a pair for sure.
The Outdoorsman
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Hah we rarely interact. No ones got your back so you're butt hurt.
UncleBuck
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i've actually never talked to the guy before. have liked a few of his comments though.
quit yer crying, Rapey McViolate.
ElfoodStampo
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So its a long distance relationship then? gotta keep it secret from your wives I take it.
I don't need anyone to back me up.
The Outdoorsman
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What are you trying to get at guy? No passed out teenagers over here.
Move along.
ElfoodStampo
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holy shit you two are an item aren't you ..
Pinworm
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Why you cry for?
ElfoodStampo
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I'm getting at bucks complete confidence in the government and socialist views that are destroying the United States.
The Outdoorsman
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What the fuck does this have to do with fucking chicks that are blacked out?
Take it to politics scumbag.
ElfoodStampo
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I agree that women shouldn't be forced to stay in because of men. I said it once before, carry a gun! after 10 news stories of men being killed by their rape victims and the shit would come to a screeching halt
ElfoodStampo
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Are you watching porn or something right now?
Why do you wanna talk about fucking chicks that are blacked out?
ElfoodStampo
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Because I'm so good at English!
UncleBuck
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how are they gonna shoot you when they're blacked out drunk and you're unable to control your rape impulses?