Anyone know any jokes?

[ElfoodStampo]

how are they gonna shoot you when they're blacked out drunk and you're unable to control your rape impulses?

They should have thought of that before going out that evening! gotta be responsible!

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Are you watching porn or something right now?
Why do you wanna talk about fucking chicks that are blacked out?

If she's blacked out, that's her own fucking fault.
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I would never walk into a frat house for instance with the intent of getting shit faced drunk and expect nothing to happen to me.
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don't be pissed if you get shot in the woods because you dressed up like a deer.


You have bad morals and are a perfect example of why things like what you describe happen.​

 

[ElfoodStampo]

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I would never walk into a frat house for instance with the intent of getting shit faced drunk and expect nothing to happen to me.
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don't be pissed if you get shot in the woods because you dressed up like a deer.


You have bad morals and are a perfect example of why things like what you describe happen.​

Things like this don't happen to me or my family, because we were taught at young ages to prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
I plan ahead and go prepared.
I don't know what to tell people who don't think that way. I don't believe your much good to others if you can't take care of yourself.

 

[UncleBuck]

They should have thought of that before going out that evening! gotta be responsible!

i guess they should have taken into account the fact that you are a scumbag.

 

[ElfoodStampo]

i guess they should have taken into account the fact that you are a scumbag.

I'm not the only scumbag, there's lots of us. So,..... plan aheaaaad!!!

 

[Pinworm]

Things like this don't happen to me or my family, because we were taught at young ages to prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
I plan ahead and go prepared.
I don't know what to tell people who don't think that way. I don't believe your much good to others if you can't take care of yourself.

You crying bro

 

[ElfoodStampo]

You crying bro

Don't be jealous of my upbringing bro.

 

[a senile fungus]

prepare for the worst

Translation: bring roofies

and hope for the best.

Translation: but maybe she'll black out on her own


I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet, but when i meet this guy at the party I'll put him in the hospital for a week because he can't keep his hands to himself.

POS

 

[mr sunshine]

the devil condemed 3 sinners to hell for 1000years so they can be forgiven for there sins,,the 1st man is condemed for adultry , the devil says go in that room for 1000 and have sex with as man chicks as you want i will see u in 1000 years,,the 2nd man is condemed for alohol abuse , go into that room and drink your self to death , ill see u in 1000years,,3rd man is condemed for smoking to much weed, go into that room and smoke for 1000 years,,,,,,,,,1000 years later the devil opens the door to the adultra , please forgive me i have been fucked to death and iv learnt my lesson, so the devil lets him back to earth,,, he opens the door to the alcoholic,,,,i have drink so much for so long i think iv learnt my lesson, so hes alowwed back to earth,,, so the devil opens the last door to the stoner,,he looks down at the stoner and he is crying and looks misserble , the devil says what's up son have you learnt your lesson,,,,stoner says "dude have you got a light""

Ok

 

[theexpress]

I'm not the only scumbag, there's lots of us. So,..... plan aheaaaad!!!

as a fellow scumbag id just like to say welcome home brother.... and if you make eye contact with me for too long i might hit u in da mouth... matter fact just look at da floor wen ur talkin to me....

 

[mainliner]

Ok

alright

 

[WHATFG]

They should have thought of that before going out that evening! gotta be responsible!

Excuse me, I'm Canadian but isn't that considered rape? And how does one exactly prepare for a predator like you? I think that would a most interesting answer.

 

[ElfoodStampo]

Excuse me, I'm Canadian but isn't that considered rape? And how does one exactly prepare for a predator like you? I think that would a most interesting answer.

Don't dress like a whore when you wanna go out drinking!

 

[WHATFG]

How does what a woman is wearing give you the right to violate her? And you need to define "dress like a whore".

 

[a senile fungus]

How does what a woman is wearing give you the right to violate her? And you need to define "dress like a whore".

Anything that turns him on.

General rule of thumb is if you can see skin.

 

[WHATFG]

Anything that turns him on.

General rule of thumb is if you can see skin.

Thanks for the clarification.

 

[UncleBuck]

almost forgot about riling that guy up last night.

 

[Singlemalt]

Don't dress like a whore when you wanna go out drinking!

He means like this:

 

[chronichaze]

Why did the walrus go to a tupperware party?





To find a tight seal

 

[ElfoodStampo]

How does what a woman is wearing give you the right to violate her? And you need to define "dress like a whore".

He means like this: