Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Yessica...

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yea gumby is quite a lucky guy.....@yessica does gumby ever make you tell him a joke while u two are bumping uglies...then start slamming you when your getting to the end?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha - I don't think I could do both, for real. I QUITE enjoy my time in the sexyland with my current life partner.

And IF I could...I would be more worried if I were him about me cheating on his boring ass than finishing the joke...

My last boyf, I could have told a joke the whole time. All 35 seconds of it!

Buuuuuuuuuurn!
 

Yessica...

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@Yessica... you're doing it wrong...
Well - I like to think of things logically and based on previous experience.

Birth Control: makes me an insane person. My body CANNOT handle the added estrogen and progesterone (I probably should have been born a dude) and I go FUNKIN nuts. Like MORE than now. BY A LOT.

No birth control/ "raw dawgin it": will lead to babies. A baby is $$$$$ and neither he nor I are ready for that. A Schmabortion - is a LOT more fucking uncomfortable than having to slip a little piece of rubber on your dick...

Condoms: something boyfriends that are not CUNTS wear without question.

AND SCENE!
 

mr sunshine

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha - I don't think I could do both, for real. I QUITE enjoy my time in the sexyland with my current life partner.

And IF I could...I would be more worried if I were him about me cheating on his boring ass than finishing the joke...

My last boyf, I could have told a joke the whole time. All 35 seconds of it!

Buuuuuuuuuurn!
There's nothing wrong with a good knock knock joke...u could have bin like knock knock.....(him) o yea yessica you so tight sexy ladi who thurrr!!! Stop watch.. (him ) stop watch WHOO BABY OHHHHH...u end the joke by yelling TIME like a coach. Seemed funnier in my head..o well !!
 
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