Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[MightyMike530]

Oooooooh Now I get it - You're FAT!

This makes sense why you're so angry.

Go eat a Sammy and stop botherin me son...

you would fuck me

 

[Garden Boss]

sounds like u need a water melon slice

 

[Yessica...]

I'm not angry, and I'm fat. Whatcha got against fatties?

I LIKE fatties...

I just don't like FAT ASSHOLES> the shit keeps spillin out on me face...

Groooooooosssssss..

My mom's on the heafty side - and she's my FAVOURITE!!!

 

[Metasynth]

View attachment 3226634

dude, that's not a sandwich...where's all your Doritos, egg, fish sticks, garlic bread, ham, Italian sausage patty, jalapenos, Krispy Kreme donut, lettuce, mac and cheese, noodles, onion rings, pepperoni, Queso blanco dip, ramen noodles, spinach, turkey burger, Usingers bratwurst, veal parmesan, waffle, xylocarp (coconut), yams and zucchini?????

 

[Yessica...]

you would fuck me

bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[MightyMike530]

bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

but i wouldnt let you!

 

[MightyMike530]

jk, id fuck the shit out of you girl!!!

 

[Yessica...]

but i wouldnt let you!

You're TOO funny!!!!!!!

 

[Metasynth]

jk, id fuck the shit out of you girl!!!

Fucking the shit outta a girl is a bigger turn off than you would imagine...

 

[MightyMike530]

You're TOO funny!!!!!!!

I can cook too!

 

[MightyMike530]

Fucking the shit outta a girl is a bigger turn off than you would imagine...

but if shes going to make me wear that damn condom im going to at least get it dirty!

 

[mr sunshine]

bahahahahahahahahahahaha

I can't do it anymore. You're SO SILLY!!!

Camman, drop the act buttercup....

I bet you cry after sex. Not that there's anything wrong with that....I can just tell you're a real sensitive soul...

It's Ok to Cry.....Cornealius...
View attachment 3226619

I cry after sex but it's only because I feel so bad about beating up that pussy.... i have bin known to induce periods with my penis... ask my gf!!

 

[Yessica...]

That was fun!

Sorry Bong-ie I stole your fight...

You can have the next one!!!!

 

[Yessica...]

I can cook too!

Do you smell that?

No?

THEN GET BACK TO THE KTCHEN BETCH!!!!

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

mightymike i got a feeling that your the type of guy to bang a girl in a back of a ford ranger then ask for gas money to get home

 

[MightyMike530]

Do you smell that?

No?

THEN GET BACK TO THE KTCHEN BETCH!!!!

you dont even have a bf do you?

 

[MightyMike530]

mightymike i got a feeling that your the type of guy to bang a girl in a back of a ford ranger then ask for gas money to get home

if she wants to get home i do

ass, gas, or grass, thats the rule!

 

[Singlemalt]

This place reeks of unrequited sexual tension and young love *sigh*

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[Yessica...]

This place reeks of unrequited sexual tension and young love *sigh*

You feel it too???

I think MM may be my next victim...

Boyfriend...same thing.

I kill 'em all after I'm done with em anyways....does what I call them for those first 7 days really matter?