Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[mr sunshine]

Well - I like to think of things logically and based on previous experience.

Birth Control: makes me an insane person. My body CANNOT handle the added estrogen and progesterone (I probably should have been born a dude) and I go FUNKIN nuts. Like MORE than now. BY A LOT.

No birth control/ "raw dawgin it": will lead to babies. A baby is $$$$$ and neither he nor I are ready for that. A Schmabortion - is a LOT more fucking uncomfortable than having to slip a little piece of rubber on your dick...

Condoms: something boyfriends that are not CUNTS wear without question.

AND SCENE!

In the hood baby are money to.. my cuzins working on her 6th one...collecting that government cheese is a full time job ..

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

is there a "whats the highiest you've ever been" thread? please give me a link i can't find 1

 

[Yessica...]

is there a "whats the highiest you've ever been" thread? please give me a link i can't find 1

That's gonna go on for awhile if you're trying to find THAT thread...

 

[mr sunshine]

is there a "whats the highiest you've ever been" thread? please give me a link i can't find 1

I think they have one in noob central. ..Real stoners don't get high..

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

i don't wanna make a new one and have ppl bust my balls if theres already another 1

 

[Yessica...]

I think they have one in noob central. ..Real stoners don't get high..

bahahahahahahahahahaha

I was JUST trying to explain this to my MOM.

She didn't get it. I dosed her with too much cookie the last time she visited and she thinks thats how I walk around feeling ALL THE TIME.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

So from personal experience - I will say, the annoying feeling of having rubber on your cock, is a polite tickle compared to the south-sucking devastation of having an abortion.
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Abortions are awesome.

 

[Pinworm]

I think they have one in noob central. ..Real stoners don't get high..

Be easy on the little guy. He's only a child for fucks sake.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

bahahahahahahahahahaha

I was JUST trying to explain this to my MOM.

She didn't get it. I dosed her with too much cookie the last time she visited and she thinks thats how I walk around feeling ALL THE TIME.

lmfao wish i could triple like

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Be easy on the little guy. He's only a child for fucks sake.

im turning 20 in beginning of september....

 

[Metasynth]

Be easy on the little guy. He's only a child for fucks sake.

Quit trying to lure him into a false sense of security..We all know you just wanna destroy his butthole...

 

[Yessica...]

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Abortions are awesome.

MY FAV:

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

what did i say what was so child like anyways im a stoner for gods sakes half my posts probably don't make sense

 

[Yessica...]

MY FAV:
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I'm allowed to make that joke because I've had one...

Call it "artistic licence"

THAT'S the real reason I did it - FOR THE JOKES!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Quit trying to lure him into a false sense of security..We all know you just wanna destroy his butthole...

 

[mr sunshine]

what did i say what was so child like anyways im a stoner for gods sakes half my posts probably don't make sense

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

oh my jesus christ turns out i already made a "most baked you ever been" thread......i feel like an idiot lol stoners for ya

 

[Yessica...]

oh my jesus christ turns out i already made a "most baked you ever been" thread......i feel like an idiot lol stoners for ya

Oh young Skywalker...you're great!!!!!

 

[mr sunshine]

oh my jesus christ turns out i already made a "most baked you ever been" thread......i feel like an idiot lol stoners for ya

Lol kids!!

 

[Yessica...]

oh my jesus christ turns out i already made a "most baked you ever been" thread......i feel like an idiot lol stoners for ya

You say your mom's a betch?

Well...I'll adopt you.

We should probably start at the beginning though...

How good are you at breastfeeding?