Confessions

[charface]

I fo not condone any of this. It will more than likley ruin you.
but Im already ruined

 

[Hookabelly]

Married the hole too. Lol

Geez man, save the romantic talk for your wife. THAT'LL really get her going

 

[Garden Boss]

Prepping for my yearly fuck marathon.
there will be swelling,

Is it marked on the calendar?

 

[Hookabelly]

Is it marked on the calendar?

That was YOu? I thought I got rained on walking home last night

You have to plan out a marathon?

That's what I asked. Maybe he had to train for this marathon

 

[charface]

Now all i have to do is talk the wife into it.
prolly not happenin. Lol

 

[qwizoking]

Could at least switch up the diet a few days before. Eat more fruit I don't know..

 

[charface]

Foot cramp from hell.
I can already feel it.

 

[Hookabelly]

Could at least switch up the diet a few days before. Eat more fruit I don't know..

Pineapple would be a good start

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Foot cramp from hell.
I can already feel it.

That could be a plus.
Dick cramps make you look like a champ & the grimace will convince her you're trying.

 

[ChingOwn]

Now all i have to do is talk the wife into it.
prolly not happenin. Lol

Just convince her to watch a action movie with you on the couch both of you naked, for some reason i have like a 83% blowjob occurrence when I do that. Which is weird considering what you would be looking at while getting said blow job

 

[Hookabelly]

Just convince her to watch a action movie with you on the couch both of you naked, for some reason i have like a 83% blowjob occurrence when I do that. Which is weird considering what you would be looking at while getting said blow job

Chicks dig men in action movies….

 

[ChingOwn]

I can totally shoot a gun while doing a backflip

 

[Hookabelly]

I can totally shoot a gun while doing a backflip

And you were peeved at bongo players? You should've shown them your mad action hero skills.

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Mad Hamish]

About a year ago I randomly stopped doing any drugs. Was never into much but psychedelics really, tons of acid mostly, DMT, Salvia, the 2-c's etc. Since then, I became insanely grumpy. Till last week, when I had a FAT rip of changa (dmt on herbs pretty much). It is like a huge stick has been removed from my ass. I am so much happier and it isn't wearing off. Conclusion is drugs rule. So I confess I suxk balls at being dead sober.

 

[tytheguy111]

I was at joe's crab shack today

And I saw a sign that said dont feed the birds

But I threw I fry at one anyways cuz he was my homie like I

should have token a pic cuz that bird was legit sitting next to me

Next time I go there im gonna try to make some edibles or buy some and feed it to one of the birds

 

[Singlemalt]

I was at joe's crab shack today

And I saw a sign that said dont feed the birds

But I threw I fry at one anyways cuz he was my homie like I

should have token a pic cuz that bird was legit sitting next to me

Next time I go there im gonna try to make some edibles or buy some and feed it to one of the birds

Check your wallet dummy, those Florida birds are notorious pick-pockets and smash-grab artists. They hang around eateries just lookin for rube tourists like you

 

[Pinworm]

Mainliner is my alt account, I confess.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I was at joe's crab shack today

And I saw a sign that said dont feed the birds

But I threw I fry at one anyways cuz he was my homie like I

should have token a pic cuz that bird was legit sitting next to me

Next time I go there im gonna try to make some edibles or buy some and feed it to one of the birds

 

[Indagrow]

I always write checks without the cash to back it.. If it didn't take three days to process I'd be fucked. I need to pressure to actually make it work for me.