Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Mr. Bongwater]

You should find a new forum. Nobody here likes you kid, fuck you!

so when u have a opinion its EVERYBODY'S opinion now? go fuck yourself with a big black dildo u dick fondling crack baby

 

[Yessica...]

so when u have a opinion its EVERYBODY'S opinion now? go fuck yourself with a big black dildo u dick fondling crack baby

it's ok @Dyna Ryda ...we can find you a home...

 

[Dyna Ryda]

so when u have a opinion its EVERYBODY'S opinion now? go fuck yourself with a big black dildo u dick fondling crack baby

It's public opinion not just mine. I'm just the asshole thats gonna tell you.
Why's it gotta be black? Racist much?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

On a brighter note, when I was in the convenience store tonight I was so stoned I knocked over a jar of sweet and sour. La chica was in the next aisle so I fessed up and told her there wasn't enough aisle space!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

It's public opinion not just mine. I'm just the asshole thats gonna tell you.
Why's it gotta be black? Racist much?

Coz da black ones are always bigga!

 

[Yessica...]

On a brighter note, when I was in the convenience store tonight I was so stoned I knocked over a jar of sweet and sour. La chica was in the next aisle so I fessed up and told her there wasn't enough aisle space!

THAT is AMAZING!!!

bahahahaha

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Coz da black ones are always bigga!

I lol'd so hard

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I lol'd so hard

Also available in pink. Gotta love that pork sword!

 

[Yessica...]

Coz da black ones are always bigga!

They CAN be TRICKsters at times though...oh the big black cock...

 

[lahadaextranjera]

THAT is AMAZING!!!

bahahahaha

Yeah it was like " ha ha, look what I've done and you have to clean it up !"

Red sauce and glass everywhere.

Last time was half a dozen eggs but in a different store. Went all down my leg and I rode home like that. Felt idiotic!

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

I will tell you - REALLY REALLY DANGEROUS.

Don't ever do it again.

Don't even condone your friends to do it again.

Sure, you're in a small town. But it only takes ONE slip. ONE little kid crossing the road. ONE fucking mistake - and your life, and possibly other people LIVES - is over.

Think about it a little more.

a few drinks doesn't do anything weed doesn't do lol, both of our eyes on the road helps too.

 

[Yessica...]

a few drinks doesn't do anything weed doesn't do lol, both of our eyes on the road helps too.

I also don't drive on cookies - or anytime I do not feel in COMPLETE CONTROL of everything I am doing.

I have asked for rides when I have been sleep-deprived OR hungover and still feeling a little drunk.

It's not the same, when you have a tolerance FOR WEED and are smoking the amount you feel comfortable with.

AND - you are driving a BIG FUCKING WEAPON THAT KILLS PEOPLE.

Seriously, think about it...

 

[lahadaextranjera]

a few drinks doesn't do anything weed doesn't do lol, both of our eyes on the road helps too.

You should just give up and go grow a pair. Come back in a few years time.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

a few drinks doesn't do anything weed doesn't do lol, both of our eyes on the road helps too.

STFU already about drinking and driving. ITS NOT COOL DOUCHEBAG!!!! FUCK YOU!!

 

[Metasynth]

Seriously, drinking and driving ruins peoples lives every day. Fuck off, Bongwater.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I'm starting to think mr douchewater is just trolling us. Maybe he is sock puppet. Nobody is this fucking stupid.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

its cause u guys live in cities its 100 times worse. not stupid, its just nbd if your only got a buzz on, he drove after like 7 drinks one time and i told him never to fucking do it again, not only was he endangering his life he putting others in danger. the culture here is different, everybody has a beer and drives a scatter time, my dad did it, and my his dad did it, and both their wives didn't like it lol

 

[charface]

I'm with the bitches on this one.

 

[Yessica...]

I'm with the bitches on this one.

bahahahahahahaha - thanks BIG DADDY.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I'm glad I'm not having kids. Just in case I gave birth to a drink driving retard like this one!

Jesus, I feel sorry for you parents.