Would you rather?...

[IRON-EYES]

Have one foot the size of a trashcan lid everything else normal about you but you can fly

OR

Have a head the size of a tennis ball but you can be invisible and everything else again is normal about you

 

[IRON-EYES]

No fucking creative answers no third answers one or the other think up your own questions also it'll probably just get trolld to death any way though

 

[Metasynth]

Trash can lid foot

 

[IRON-EYES]

For example would you rather

Have a chest that opened up like a cabinet and was filled with crackers every time you closed it refilling with crackers and a different kind of cheese whiz coming out of each finger never-ending

Or

The top of your skull opens up as a little bowl filled with bottomless shrimp cocktail

 

[Metasynth]

Shrimp cocktail

 

[Metasynth]

Would you rather eat three gallons of vanilla pudding in one sitting at gunpoint, or ride a slip and slide of human excrement? (probably also at gunpoint)

 

[IRON-EYES]

Vanilla pudding you wouldn't need a gun

 

[IRON-EYES]

C'mon y'all's mafukkas come up with some devastatingly charming theoretical hypotheticals nice cooperation meta-dude thnx

 

[Professor Snook]

I would like to be fuzzy like a moth but have a large vocabulary;

or have two elbows on each arm but I can only see people who don't lie.

 

[IRON-EYES]

responses too please come on?

 

[IRON-EYES]

to be fuzzy like a moth but have a large vocabulary

OR

Have two elbows on each arm but I can consistently Catch liars

 

[IRON-EYES]

Two elbows one for me

 

[mainliner]

Have one foot the size of a trashcan lid everything else normal about you but you can fly

OR

Have a head the size of a tennis ball but you can be invisible and everything else again is normal about you

kiddy corner in the bar really shines here,,,right,,,

 

[IRON-EYES]

And I go tennis ball head and shrimp cocktail if youz was wondering about my other decisions down the thread

 

[Dr.Pecker]

trashcan foot I would cut it off and get a robot one.cracker chest so I could eat and fly and rain apocalyptic cheese wiz down on assholes. like a giant bird with great tasting shit.

 

[IRON-EYES]

You rule pecker

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Would you rather eat three gallons of vanilla pudding in one sitting at gunpoint, or ride a slip and slide of human excrement? (probably also at gunpoint)

Hmm. I really had to think about that one Ill take the pudding.

 

[IRON-EYES]

Yeah I was just planning to be invisible and breathe horrible fish breath on my gagging confused victims

 

[CC Dobbs]

kiddy corner in the bar really shines here,,,right,,,

ok

 

[IRON-EYES]

kiddy corner in the bar really shines here,,,right,,,

Don't even follow your turds logic wadayamean