I DO have the NICEST deck.I knew you had a dick!
Would hit.
Told them bout sniffing bath salts
Not worried - anxiously anticipating...Yessica. I hope this isn't innapropriate, but you remember how you once said you were worried you posted so many pictures eventually your head would be grafted onto some porn.....?
THANK YOU!
You're just sayin that because your ex wife is a twat...All I want is Yessi !
Jessica ?You're just sayin that because your ex wife is a twat...
You'll meet you're own Yessie...
Oh Gawd - I have never sounded somuch like a stripper in my life...THAT"S not even my real name.....
Holy shit. Is that for real?!
REPORTED.Jessica ?
Haaa.....That's almost as good as the GOAT! ....Tears, running
Necrotizing fasciitis ?Told them bout sniffing bath salts
Winning at dating site personal!!!!!!So there was this one time back in the high school days.. I was hanging with my dudes at the time, didnt smoke at this point unfortunately, and we were discussing our favorite character in Scrubz. Tyler, Nik and Josh the toolshed all claimed they liked Dr. Cox [spelling?] ... And I tend to enjoy asshole characters because the assholery runs thick in my blood. So I exclaimed "I like Cox too!"
they returned with huge stares and gradually increasing laughter. HUEHUE SO FUNNY GUIS
so currently my roommates and I are enjoying that 70s show, and we start naming our favorite characters. Mine were Hyde and Red, obviously. Becca revealed that her fave is Kitty. And I was about to say "nooo, I like the assholes" but then something happened... something magical... I simply kept my mouth shut. [@mainliner take notes bruh]
See, thanks to my previous embarassment, I saved myself some bullshit.
fuck this story, I have a chub goin on and it could be all yours SO COME AT ME LETTES!!1
^pasted from my match.com profile
That's like a unicorn or a mermaid. Get a picture.I know a local hottie that grows but I've known her for around 12yrs and she's more like a sister to me.
God damn fascists.Necrotizing fasciitis ?
Ha. She wouldn't want it posted. Just trust me.That's like a unicorn or a mermaid. Get a picture.