C'mon n guzzle on yer hateraid with ironeyes

Pinworm

Pinworm

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How about a story then. Lemme tell you about fuckin' white Russians since that's what I'm drinking. I was hanging out with this cool punker chick who was friends with a guy I knew from way back, and she had a two year old, and was still pumping her tits for milk. And, we we're drinking and talking shit, and I get curious and ask, hey, have you ever been, like, milked, by a dude? She goes, "I'll tell you this secret. I've always wanted to be tied up and milked like a cow." I said, no way? Cause I can totally get some ropes or whatever and milk you. Turns out she was totally into it. So, we met up, in the back room, and she layed out on the dining room table. Tits just hanging off the end. And, I totally milked her tits. Seriously. No lie. I added ice. And vodka, and Kahlua. And, I made a fucking white Russian. It wasn't weird or anything. She was just way to into it, though. Second time in my life I've ever played with tits. Totally smooth drink, too.
 
Commander Strax

Commander Strax

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Pinworm said:
How about a story then. Lemme tell you about fuckin' white Russians since that's what I'm drinking. I was hanging out with this cool punker chick who was friends with a guy I knew from way back, and she had a two year old, and was still pumping her tits for milk. And, we we're drinking and talking shit, and I get curious and ask, hey, have you ever been, like, milked, by a dude? She goes, "I'll tell you this secret. I've always wanted to be tied up and milked like a cow." I said, no way? Cause I can totally get some ropes or whatever and milk you. Turns out she was totally into it. So, we met up, in the back room, and she layed out on the dining room table. Tits just hanging off the end. And, I totally milked her tits. Seriously. No lie. I added ice. And vodka, and Kahlua. And, I made a fucking white Russian. It wasn't weird or anything. She was just way to into it, though. Second time in my life I've ever played with tits. Totally smooth drink, too.
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Yessica...

Yessica...

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IRON-EYES said:
Who's mad? what about?

May help you hate on whatever needs hatin on



No member complaints please keep it sociological
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I do HATE some shit. But I love stories of REVEGE!

"Find him, bind him, tie him to a pole and break his FINGERS to SPLINTERS; drag him to a hole until he wakes up NAKED, CLAWING AT THE CEILING OF HIS GRAVE!!!!"

Best. Story-Song. Ever.

 
IRON-EYES

IRON-EYES

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something to hate on anyone else hate that they closed the UK growers have to be such haters thread so that I can't put this picture on it to explain the whole thing and mello the problem image.jpg
 
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