Would you rather?...

[mr sunshine]

who is Mainliner??

Ok!

 

[odin'sgarden]

Would u rather be dying from aids or be missing both arms

 

[IRON-EYES]

These got real downer

 

[Yessica...]

These got real downer

Ok...here goes:

Would you rather...

Have the biggest penis in the world...but you could only ejaculate if you had sex with DANGEROUS ANIMALS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.

Or...

Have the SMALLEST penis in the world but you could only get off having sex with your family members...

 

[IRON-EYES]

Ok...here goes:

Would you rather...

Have the biggest penis in the world...but you could only ejaculate if you had sex with DANGEROUS ANIMALS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.

Or...

Have the SMALLEST penis in the world but you could only get off having sex with your family members...

That first one. Have to develop a pimp Australian accent and get one of those hats with like part of the brim pinned up to the dome. Make some kind of horrible show out of the entire event

 

[IRON-EYES]

How about superpowers

Be able to put your fist through anything

OR

Shoot nice controlled streams of strawberry yogurt out of glands in your armpits

 

[Yessica...]

That first one. Have to develop a pimp Australian accent and get one of those hats with like part of the brim pinned up to the dome. Make some kind of horrible show out of the entire event

Beastiality over family eh?

I guess you're not from THA SOOOOUUUUUTH

 

[IRON-EYES]

Should see my relatives

 

[IRON-EYES]

How about superpowers

Be able to put your fist through anything

OR

Shoot nice controlled streams of strawberry yogurt out of glands in your armpits

I'd ice my armpits and start my own frozen yogurt stand

 

[IRON-EYES]

Honest to God

Speaking of beastiality check out my ex I caught her fuckin the dog she said shed FUKd em since she was 13 and I was there for the look of the thing
She is
Bailey Madison paisley
The legendary dogfucker

 

[IRON-EYES]

Run her name on google

 

[Commander Strax]

Ok...here goes:

Would you rather...

Have the biggest penis in the world...but you could only ejaculate if you had sex with DANGEROUS ANIMALS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.

Or...

Have the SMALLEST penis in the world but you could only get off having sex with your family members...

the first one is the best idea ever
the second is the worst case scenario

 

[Commander Strax]

Honest to God

Speaking of beastiality check out my ex I caught her fuckin the dog she said shed FUKd em since she was 13 and I was there for the look of the thing
She is
Bailey Madison paisley
The legendary dogfucker

I'd fuck her, but I am a bit of a dog

 

[Yessica...]

Have the biggest penis in the world...but you could only ejaculate if you had sex with DANGEROUS ANIMALS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.

the first one is the best idea ever

Best idea EVER? Hmmmm...
BEST First Date for the Commander...

 

[IRON-EYES]

I'd fuck her, but I am a bit of a dog

Remember when I made that video of you fucking a squash on the steps of the bank?

 

[Commander Strax]

Remember when I made that video of you fucking a squash on the steps of the bank?

no real memories, but I still have the video

 

[IRON-EYES]

no real memories, but I still have the video

drunk as shit remember than the old folks home started coming out to party with us dog you were the only one down for wild old lady diaper sex thus youz most popular man at the party

 

[Commander Strax]

drunk as shit remember than the old folks home started coming out to party with us dog you were the only one down for wild old lady diaper sex thus youz most popular man at the party

the best part of that is they don't remember either

 

[IRON-EYES]

This one remembers foo-dag

 

[IRON-EYES]

This one's clearly trying to lure you back even