"Ganga Growing Girls are Hard to FIND"...

[MD914]

And the movies. Pretty woman

Id sit through it if; the dick breaking sex follows...

After all...what's a fairy tale without that...

 

[dluck]

True - but when you're in love - it FEELS like a fairytale...

You may want to fuckin stab them every once in awhile. But I'd run into a burning building to save my boyf. He's the tits.

EDIT: that's also PRETTY WOMAN. A hooker with a heart of gold. It's one of the very bestest Rom-Com's of all time. Do you NEED a vagina to like that movie?

No I liked the movie pretty woman

 

[Yessica...]

And the movies. Pretty woman

Id sit through it if; the dick breaking sex follows...

This should be a new rule of dating:

IF a guy will sit through Pretty Woman or another rom-Com of the ladies choice, THEN that guy gets his dick sucked like she's mad at it...

I'd suck a dick for NO BITCHING during my lovely stories of meet-cute's and happy endings...fuck - I HAVE.

hahahahah

 

[Yessica...]

No I liked the movie pretty woman

Love Richard Gere!

 

[NoSwagBag]

I like your rules

 

[Yessica...]

http://the3bromigos.com/2013/12/09/5-ways-sex-without-condom/

THESE dudes have some fucked up rules!

 

[Yessica...]

http://the3bromigos.com/2013/12/09/5-ways-sex-without-condom/

THESE dudes have some fucked up rules!

I do also - REALLY DISLIKE condoms.

What's a better way?

I can't do birth control....makes me something, something...

 

[Dr.Pecker]

True - but when you're in love - it FEELS like a fairytale...

You may want to fuckin stab them every once in awhile. But I'd run into a burning building to save my boyf. He's the tits.

EDIT: that's also PRETTY WOMAN. A hooker with a heart of gold. It's one of the very bestest Rom-Com's of all time. Do you NEED a vagina to like that movie?

I like that movie. I dont have one but Ive been called a vagina before.

 

[StonedFarmer]

well, well well yeshica you hit the nail on tha head with this one!

I say all of the above, or if you had I'm Gay option that would be my first pick!

 

[Yessica...]

well, well well yeshica you hit the nail on tha head with this one!

I say all of the above, or if you had I'm Gay option that would be my first pick!

All of the above what now? hahaha

 

[Dr.Pecker]

This should be a new rule of dating:

IF a guy will sit through Pretty Woman or another rom-Com of the ladies choice, THEN that guy gets his dick sucked like she's mad at it...

I'd suck a dick for NO BITCHING during my lovely stories of meet-cute's and happy endings...fuck - I HAVE.

hahahahah

That sounds like a great rule.

 

[Yessica...]

That sounds like a great rule.

I call it the blow job currency.

I don't use it, unless I am at an impasse. Or - I just want something.

Yessica: Can I have a massage?

Boyf: Babe I'm real tired, rough day at work, and I have stitches in my hand, I just can't possibly.

Yessica: I'll give a blowie if you give me a massage.

The Boyf: alright MASSAGE time!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

google time who was the first women to weaponize sex?

 

[Yessica...]

It's a REALLY great currency.

Never tried it with strangers though. I think it would have an almost 100% success rate with strangers.

 

[Yessica...]

google time who was the first women to weaponize sex?

EVE

 

[Garden Boss]

@Yessica...
Must be rough around here...

 

[Yessica...]

@Yessica...
Must be rough around here...

bahahahahahahaha - is that a THING?

I saw that the other day - what's with the hot dogs and the internet? bahahahahahaha

 

[Yessica...]

@Yessica...
Must be rough around here...

Yeah - THIS one - what the fuck? hahaha

 

[Garden Boss]

People are weird...

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I dont know whats going on but it sounds interesting.