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greenswag

greenswag

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i just had the craziest fucking night. my brother who i live with and love to death is into the harder stuff and has a drinking problem on top of that. he calls me at around 8, says he needs me to pick him up, hes hard to understand and all i get out of him is the name of a road. I dont know this road or where it is, he tells me its a left off this highway near our house. so i get on the highway and im looking for it and i call him 5 times telling him i think i passed it and each time all i get is a hello, then he tells me to go further and then he would go unresponsive. I drive two hours in one direction getting worried as he,not knowing whats wrong and if hes okay because he keeps going unresponsive. I get two a weird town in the middle of nowhere and ask this creepy guy if he knows the road, "theres lots of roads, dont know tbat one..." i call up jer again," dude i know i passed it, im 70 miles away in a town in nowhere , "keep going" i drive through a light and this is at like, midnight now, its pitch black and i reach a dead end and theres a creepy ass young girl swinging on a swing in a playfround alone. fuck this creepy haunted ass town and everything it stands for. i drive all the way home and start thinking, okay he said this road, so i type it in a gps i find and i drive out that way. on the way i check the gps, blow through a stop sign and nump my car smashing into a hilland dirt road on the other side, now im driving, i smell burning and i hear the engine clicking. i hate car problems, theyre the worst kind of problem. i eventually find his car, not on the road he said but a dirt road aroubd there, turns out ges only half an hour from home and tge guy kept telling me to go further when i was over two hours away. i see him inside and ges passed out in the passenger seat. i finally get him awake, still dont know all what is wrong but get him home and find out he wrecked his car, drunk and on a cocktail of other things, hes passed out now after puking, im just relieved hes okay. But that was a night straight out of a damn movie.
 
giggles26

giggles26

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greenswag said:
i just had the craziest fucking night. my brother who i live with and love to death is into the harder stuff and has a drinking problem on top of that. he calls me at around 8, says he needs me to pick him up, hes hard to understand and all i get out of him is the name of a road. I dont know this road or where it is, he tells me its a left off this highway near our house. so i get on the highway and im looking for it and i call him 5 times telling him i think i passed it and each time all i get is a hello, then he tells me to go further and then he would go unresponsive. I drive two hours in one direction getting worried as he,not knowing whats wrong and if hes okay because he keeps going unresponsive. I get two a weird town in the middle of nowhere and ask this creepy guy if he knows the road, "theres lots of roads, dont know tbat one..." i call up jer again," dude i know i passed it, im 70 miles away in a town in nowhere , "keep going" i drive through a light and this is at like, midnight now, its pitch black and i reach a dead end and theres a creepy ass young girl swinging on a swing in a playfround alone. fuck this creepy haunted ass town and everything it stands for. i drive all the way home and start thinking, okay he said this road, so i type it in a gps i find and i drive out that way. on the way i check the gps, blow through a stop sign and nump my car smashing into a hilland dirt road on the other side, now im driving, i smell burning and i hear the engine clicking. i hate car problems, theyre the worst kind of problem. i eventually find his car, not on the road he said but a dirt road aroubd there, turns out ges only half an hour from home and tge guy kept telling me to go further when i was over two hours away. i see him inside and ges passed out in the passenger seat. i finally get him awake, still dont know all what is wrong but get him home and find out he wrecked his car, drunk and on a cocktail of other things, hes passed out now after puking, im just relieved hes okay. But that was a night straight out of a damn movie.
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I'm liking this because I felt like I was watching some horror story...
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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greenswag said:
i just had the craziest fucking night. my brother who i live with and love to death is into the harder stuff and has a drinking problem on top of that. he calls me at around 8, says he needs me to pick him up, hes hard to understand and all i get out of him is the name of a road. I dont know this road or where it is, he tells me its a left off this highway near our house. so i get on the highway and im looking for it and i call him 5 times telling him i think i passed it and each time all i get is a hello, then he tells me to go further and then he would go unresponsive. I drive two hours in one direction getting worried as he,not knowing whats wrong and if hes okay because he keeps going unresponsive. I get two a weird town in the middle of nowhere and ask this creepy guy if he knows the road, "theres lots of roads, dont know tbat one..." i call up jer again," dude i know i passed it, im 70 miles away in a town in nowhere , "keep going" i drive through a light and this is at like, midnight now, its pitch black and i reach a dead end and theres a creepy ass young girl swinging on a swing in a playfround alone. fuck this creepy haunted ass town and everything it stands for. i drive all the way home and start thinking, okay he said this road, so i type it in a gps i find and i drive out that way. on the way i check the gps, blow through a stop sign and nump my car smashing into a hilland dirt road on the other side, now im driving, i smell burning and i hear the engine clicking. i hate car problems, theyre the worst kind of problem. i eventually find his car, not on the road he said but a dirt road aroubd there, turns out ges only half an hour from home and tge guy kept telling me to go further when i was over two hours away. i see him inside and ges passed out in the passenger seat. i finally get him awake, still dont know all what is wrong but get him home and find out he wrecked his car, drunk and on a cocktail of other things, hes passed out now after puking, im just relieved hes okay. But that was a night straight out of a damn movie.
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Mr. Bongwater

Mr. Bongwater

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watchin 1000 ways to die and one part a drunk chick ate pizza with some kind of mushrooms on it that when its combined with alcohol its a toxic combo, right after i ate pizza with mushrooms and im drinkin.....
 
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