"Ganga Growing Girls are Hard to FIND"...

[MD914]

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And NOW you know why I have a lazy eye...

LMFAO!!!

 

[Milovan]

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Great pic!
Thank's for posting!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

This is about how my last date went

 

[MD914]

This is about how my last date went

That's awesome!!!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

A little bondage and teasing is fine some guys like it. just be careful and don't bounce too hard

 

[Foothills]

A little bondage and teasing is fine some guys like it. just be careful and don't bounce too hard View attachment 3244023

Any way to fix something like that Doc ? My... uuummmm...., My brother needs to know.

 

[MD914]

Any way to fix something like that Doc ? My... uuummmm...., My brother needs to know.

One of my clients is a urologist...let me tell you, that man has some stories

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Any way to fix something like that Doc ? My... uuummmm...., My brother needs to know.

an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

 

[Dr.Pecker]

The image is meant to be funny but it is a serious medical condition called Peyronie's disease it can be genetic or scar tissue. I would post some videos of corrective surgery but its gross and I might get banned.

 

[Foothills]

One of my clients is a urologist...let me tell you, that man has some stories

Oh jez, I've had to see the urologist many times before. I'm prone to kidney stones. Ha, I bet there's some very good stories ! Got a couple myself !

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Oh jez, I've had to see the urologist many times before. I'm prone to kidney stones. Ha, I bet there's some very good stories ! Got a couple myself !

I feel your pain literally

 

[Dr.Pecker]

kidney stones are kind of like getting kicked in the nuts, punched in the kidney, have to shit,have to piss,nausea,vomiting,hot flashes, cold sweats and no matter what you do you cant get comfortable. The worst pain I ever had I thought my appendix burst.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Thank's Doc. But I do FIRE ROCKS !! ...... just sayen....

At least you can pass them.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Thank's Doc. But I do FIRE ROCKS !! ...... just sayen....

Do they tread you with shock wave lithotripsy?

 

[MD914]

Would anybody care to hear about my Pap smear?

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Thank's Doc. But I do FIRE ROCKS !! ...... just sayen....

Do you know what kind they are? Have you had them analyzed?

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Would anybody care to hear about my Pap smear?

sure why not.

 

[a senile fungus]

Would anybody care to hear about my Pap smear?

I'm sorry did you say Pabst beer?



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[MD914]

sure why not.

I heeear ya MD. Pap smear results please, and how did it all go, my dear ??

Well, to be honest it was quite intrusive,as usual. And I've developed a deep resentment for the sign on the ceiling that reads "Relax,,, this will only take a second" as I have also developed a resentment towards the marketing campaign for feminine hygiene products that claims "Have a happy period"
It seems almost criminal for a doctor to charge $200 dollars to spend 30 seconds feeling you up and violating you

But all is well

 

[Blueriverkush]

I'm sorry did you say Pabst beer?



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Lol