When you were drunk and made a complete ass out of yourself

[KushClouds420]

Give me the time when you were plastered and made a fool out of yourself.
I started a fight with a huge ass biker dude at a bar and unfortunatley got my ass kicked. Lol.
It was on video too. Woke up the next day with a black eye and a new message of me throwing my drink on a 6'4 250lb dude and then hitting the floor.
Pricelss.
Now it's your turn

 

[Trolling]

Maybe some vandelism if you want to count that. I did once attempt to pjss out the window of a moving car, didn't work out too well lol.

 

[gioua]

this one time in band camp..

 

[Trippy Mayne]

Here's one of mine
On my 21st birthday me and 7 friends and my girlfriend went out to a bar down in Fairfax. Anyways we started off the night at 10:30 by taking some shots of Blueberry Smirnoff
Then a few shots of Jack Daniels.
Then a few shots of Grey Goose and that's when I was clearly starting to get drunk
Apparently some song came on and I got up and started dancing in the middle of the floor. (Drunk white kid dancing, I know it's bad) anyways my girlfriend joins me and the next thing I know everybody I mean everybody's laughing including the bartender and my girlfriend is laughing so hard that she falls to the floor.
I'm like wtf is going on? My buddy points down and I look down and have a raging boner
I'm like there's no way I could get hard when I'm drunk. Shit and my friend takes me outside where we smoke a cigarette. At this point I have the spins and I'm like dude I think I'm going to throw up, he assures me I'm going to be fine but I run over and threw up in the middle of the street.
It's 11:45pm
He's like Dude Ohhhh that's disgusting. It smelt horrible must be because we ate chinese food before hand.
Anyways I'm on my knees puking my guts out and all my friends come out and we call a cab and me my girlfriend and my best friend and we go back to my friends house and basically had a few beers and at this point I woke up in the bathtub with my shirt over my head indian style and couldn't find my pants.
Apparently I fell asleep on the toliet while i was taking a shit and 3 of my friends moved me to the bathtub. Lol
Great night,
then threw up the whole next morning.

 

[Trippy Mayne]

Haha don't lie he was probably 5'8 and 100 pounds soaking wet! Lol I'm just messing with you.

 

[KushClouds420]

Haha don't lie he was probably 5'8 and 100 pounds soaking wet! Lol I'm just messing with you.

Naw he was a big ass motherfucker. I wish I still had the video saved on my phone I would upload it. I guess I thought he was stealing shots from are group or something and whenever I have a few drinks I get couragous and confronted him and he ended up telling me to fuck of and I threw my drink on him and he leveled me.
This is what my friends told me haha,
Good shit.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Once I got blasted and got into it with some dude in a dark alley in the "hood" he went in his gf's apt and came back out and fired a round at me with his .38.......I got pissed and chased him back in his gf's apt. i ended up just punching the fuck out of the front fence and then went to my homeboys house 2 apt's down. After that it's a blur. They said I was yelling shit and talking smack to the dude all night lol. Lucky I didn't get my drunk ass killed.

 

[Fenian Brotherhood]

I was talking to my girlfriend, I was cross faded so.. We were watching Entourage, and all of a sudden I pause it and said "We should be together" she said we are together I thought? I said "No, like two clouds joining into one" she laughed and said okay.
So a couple minutes after talking I GUESS?(what she told me) I banged her so hard she started bleeding? I'm told this the next morning. I didn't belive it, but there was so much dry blood on my cock I had to shower... Anyways, Nine months later I had a Son. Yeeeeeehaaaaaaahhh!!

 

[Trolling]

I really really really really hope your kid sees this one day lol.

 

[Trippy Mayne]

^Lol. If I saw that I would never look at my dad the same.

 

[BarnBuster]

Not drunk so much, worse, eating Qualuudes. I'd hear stories "Man, what was going on with you last night?". Probably just as well and before cell phones.

 

[silasraven]

Give me the time when you were plastered and made a fool out of yourself.
I started a fight with a huge ass biker dude at a bar and unfortunatley got my ass kicked. Lol.
It was on video too. Woke up the next day with a black eye and a new message of me throwing my drink on a 6'4 250lb dude and then hitting the floor.
Pricelss.
Now it's your turn

not to be an ass or mock you but why would you celebrate self destruction. i never bring that stuff around my head anymore.

 

[Trolling]

To laugh about it.

 

[Perfextionist420]

everyone has a vladdys story, this was when i was 16 and I haven't had a drop of that shit since

I remember being at a party doing double shots laughing and getting fucked up, I went outside to smoke a cig and thats the last thing I remember. Next thing I know I'm waking up naked wet and confused with no idea where I am or how I got there still drunk. After getting oriented for a second I realized I was on my bed in my room but I was stark naked and there were no sheets or blanket or mattress cover I was literally laying naked and wet on a bed, then I notice that theres blood on the bed and that my back hurts. At this point its 5 in the morning on a THURSDAY and I have to get up for school in an hour and all I can think is that there is no way I passed for sober coming into the house last night, I freak out and am like shit I have to clean so I stumble out into the hallway and into the bathroom to find. puke in my sink, blood on my floor, my clothes balled up in the corner, and the shower curtain rod is ripped out of the wall. In the mirror I can see scratch marks all over my back with scabs forming on them, I have no recollection from who and no one from the party remembers me leaving with anyone

 

[Fenian Brotherhood]

everyone has a vladdys story, this was when i was 16 and I haven't had a drop of that shit since

I remember being at a party doing double shots laughing and getting fucked up, I went outside to smoke a cig and thats the last thing I remember. Next thing I know I'm waking up naked wet and confused with no idea where I am or how I got there still drunk. After getting oriented for a second I realized I was on my bed in my room but I was stark naked and there were no sheets or blanket or mattress cover I was literally laying naked and wet on a bed, then I notice that theres blood on the bed and that my back hurts. At this point its 5 in the morning on a THURSDAY and I have to get up for school in an hour and all I can think is that there is no way I passed for sober coming into the house last night, I freak out and am like shit I have to clean so I stumble out into the hallway and into the bathroom to find. puke in my sink, blood on my floor, my clothes balled up in the corner, and the shower curtain rod is ripped out of the wall. In the mirror I can see scratch marks all over my back with scabs forming on them, I have no recollection from who and no one from the party remembers me leaving with anyone

Maybe it's like a Teen-Wolf thing, but only when you're Lit

 

[BeastGrow]

i was coming home from a friends at bar close and 2 guys that were each twice my size (im short and in good shape) tried to surround me so they could take my money... These guys looked like NFL linebackers jacked up on coke... i only had 5 bucks.. but I was at a busy intersection near a bar and I didn't think these guys would have left me alone if I would have given them my money... I figured the bouncer or somebody would have backed me up if it did turn into a fight... anyways i just backed away from the situation because they were trying to corner me.. they kept stalking me... i got pissed and started calling them chicken shit.. fight someone your own size... pussies!... fight me 1 at a time, losers!... I was pissing them the fuck off! I started telling the drunk people that were walking by us "yo these assholes are trying to mug me!" and NOBODY WOULD HELP ME!! Thankfully I am very quick and by this time my adrenaline had kicked in. One of them threw a punch and i matrix dodged the shit out of it! Still nobody would help me when it was clearly 2 large men picking on 1 smaller man. I wasn't afraid of them individually but 2 on 1 is not a fair fight. Anyways I dodged the punch and laughed at him and then finally decided to run... They couldn't risk making a scene by chasing me... I don't think I would have talked shit had I been sober.... I really lucked out that they didn't get a hold of me that night! Also I learned that people won't help strangers, especially when drunk...

 

[Trippy Mayne]

i was coming home from a friends at bar close and 2 guys that were each twice my size (im short and in good shape) tried to surround me so they could take my money... These guys looked like NFL linebackers jacked up on coke... i only had 5 bucks.. but I was at a busy intersection near a bar and I didn't think these guys would have left me alone if I would have given them my money... I figured the bouncer or somebody would have backed me up if it did turn into a fight... anyways i just backed away from the situation because they were trying to corner me.. they kept stalking me... i got pissed and started calling them chicken shit.. fight someone your own size... pussies!... fight me 1 at a time, losers!... I was pissing them the fuck off! I started telling the drunk people that were walking by us "yo these assholes are trying to mug me!" and NOBODY WOULD HELP ME!! Thankfully I am very quick and by this time my adrenaline had kicked in. One of them threw a punch and i matrix dodged the shit out of it! Still nobody would help me when it was clearly 2 large men picking on 1 smaller man. I wasn't afraid of them individually but 2 on 1 is not a fair fight. Anyways I dodged the punch and laughed at him and then finally decided to run... They couldn't risk making a scene by chasing me... I don't think I would have talked shit had I been sober.... I really lucked out that they didn't get a hold of me that night! Also I learned that people won't help strangers, especially when drunk...

Sounds pretty badass. I remember one time I got in a crazy ass fight at a party. We were all pretty drunk and this loser called me a bitch and everybody in the party stopped and looked at me like "Are you seriously going to let this guy call you a bitch?" that kind of look.
I looked around then turned for a split second, then punched him straight in the face and we grappled up and I got him in a body lock and threw him to the ground and gave him a nice ground n pound. Then got up and realized what I had done and was hyped. Felt like a badass all that night!
Best adrenaline rush I ever had

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Give me the time when you were plastered and made a fool out of yourself.
I started a fight with a huge ass biker dude at a bar and unfortunatley got my ass kicked. Lol.
It was on video too. Woke up the next day with a black eye and a new message of me throwing my drink on a 6'4 250lb dude and then hitting the floor.
Pricelss.
Now it's your turn

so where's the link to the video? lol

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Maybe some vandelism if you want to count that. I did once attempt to pjss out the window of a moving car, didn't work out too well lol.

kinda hard to piss out the window of a moving vehicle when when you can barely piss over your toes huh lol

 

[leftyguitar]

Getting high always makes me want to take my clothes. Friend's mom walked in on three of us one afternoon, we weren't wearing anything. She just looked disgusted and left the room. Guys in college got used to it. Don't do it anymore I'm out of college. Guess it's a growing up thing? Still like to smoke naked if I'm alone.