When you were drunk and made a complete ass out of yourself

leftyguitar said:

Getting high always makes me want to take my clothes. Friend's mom walked in on three of us one afternoon, we weren't wearing anything. She just looked disgusted and left the room. Guys in college got used to it. Don't do it anymore I'm out of college. Guess it's a growing up thing? Still like to smoke naked if I'm alone.

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so do you compare the joint and your penis and always wish 9t was bigger then the joint lol jp

Please.I try to forget these things.

Way to many stories..broken friends car doors, busted hands , lost Hella friends from being "intoreable" and "hostile"

One time I ripped the mirror off the bathroom wall(don't know how) and threw bar tables into the middle of the street. And asking people " you don't like me ? Well FUCK YOU ILL DRINK YOUR BLOOOD" Then punching the concrete wall and then "blam " forehead first to the cement. Pass the fuck out. No special occasion. Just anger issues. But I don't drink like that anymore. Keep more friends that way

Then the time I broke glasses with my hands and threatened to "tiger kick - stupid fucks that don't understand 'shut the fuck up '

It could have been the creatine and alcohol. But ya now just a shot here and there or beer ..

I fell asleep in the bathroom. I wasn't sick or anything. Just very very tired and it was nice and cool down there and the light shut off in the bathroom after a few minutes of no movement, so that was nice. But it turned out I just happened to talk to the one guy that is just about as psychotic as I am and two years later it still causes me shit.

Not fit to print here. LOL

Damn I have more of them than I care to admit.

One off the top of my head was when I ate a quaalude and drank a handle of shit Carlo Rossi wine and started "practicing karate kid" moves. My friends thought it was funny as shit apparently, even when I started kicking the fuck out of one of my friend's car.

Woke up the next day and knew something was wrong. Ended up paying like $700 to the dude. Sorry Scott.

bu$hleaguer said:

Damn I have more of them than I care to admit.

One off the top of my head was when I ate a quaalude and drank a handle of shit Carlo Rossi wine and started "practicing karate kid" moves. My friends thought it was funny as shit apparently, even when I started kicking the fuck out of one of my friend's car.

Woke up the next day and knew something was wrong. Ended up paying like $700 to the dude. Sorry Scott.

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I don't know why, but I laughed hard at that. Guess I just pictured it in realtime. (vs. RIU time in which most posts just get a courtesy chuckle). The friends egging you on bit is great.

One time I git drunk off of corn whiskey at one of my bonfires

And I whipped my dick out and pissed on the fire lol

Smelt sooooooooooooo bad

Like a bunch of people left

And I said "all I wanted to do was piss you fucks"

One time I got drunk in Pismo and almost got into a fight with an old Chinese man that worked at this liquor store...I was like 50 cents short and I left my wallet in the room two blocks away...He was an asshole so before I left I polity said fuck you... He jumped over the counter and I ran!! I'm sure I could have took him or whatever..he's lucky I decided to sprint away...

mr sunshine said:

One time I got drunk in Pismo and almost got into a fight with an old Chinese man that worked at this liquor store...I was like 50 cents short and I left my wallet in the room two blocks away...He was an asshole so before I left I polity said fuck you... He jumped over the counter and I ran!! I'm sure I could have took him or whatever..he's lucky I decided to sprint away...

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Yeah but did you get away with the liquor? Or did you have to bail?

@bu$hleaguer lol drunks and karate . funny tho because my buddy has a video of me at a friend's wedding. Dude just happen to be Chinese and I just happen to be drunk doing karate moves to the guest as they left. Like tai chi shit. I don't even rember that. Funny stupid shit man

Went to my brothers wedding a few years ago out of state, first time with an open bar I could legally drink at. Pounded scotch and beers, hit on my other brothers girlfriend, stripped down and tried to fall asleep in a roped off bedroom of the big house the wedding was being held at. Don't remember going back to the hotel, woke up in a lot of pain...it was never discussed.

@2paranoid that's a party. But ya the whole next day its all dodge the subject , day of shame ... Smh

2paranoid said:

Went to my brothers wedding a few years ago out of state, first time with an open bar I could legally drink at. Pounded scotch and beers, hit on my other brothers girlfriend, stripped down and tried to fall asleep in a roped off bedroom of the big house the wedding was being held at. Don't remember going back to the hotel, woke up in a lot of pain...it was never discussed.

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Lol you must have done some pretty bad shit

tytheguy111 said:

Lol you must have done some pretty bad shit

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yeah I think one of the last things I remember is calling people over for shots....smh

I don't think I have been that drunk since....the drive home was very unpleasant

2paranoid said:

yeah I think one of the last things I remember is calling people over for shots....smh

I don't think I have been that drunk since....the drive home was very unpleasant

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Lol those four lokos will FUCK YOU UP

There caffeinated so they keep you up instead of blacking out

Actually the old recepie of those four lokos were the ones. Man pyscho in a can for real