The "I just masturbated" thread

[UncleBuck]

pretty self explanatory. stop in here when you get done and tell us how it went!

 

[Mainlinekush]

Super homo

 

[Pinworm]

I had a shower session this morning. I used some garnier fructis, and my left hand. My hand still smells really good.

 

[tytheguy111]

Just watched "black hairy teen ass gets demolished in hot threesome"

To say the least it was quite invigorating

I'm trying to find a site that has scene chicks but ain't found one yet

 

[AltarNation]

Ty you should consider changing your sig. The association between your name and Bieber's face is starting to cement.

 

[Singlemalt]

Listen to AltarNation Ty

 

[tytheguy111]

Ty you should consider changing your sig. The association between your name and Bieber's face is starting to cement.

 

[AltarNation]

Yes, please, for the love of god, put cross dressing cartman in there instead.

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[Singlemalt]

Suit yourself Ty, I'm beginning to see you as this:

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Good thread. 3.5 starred.
Guess I hadn't drank enough water and I must be dehydrated because I didn't bust a nut. Instead a cloud of fucking chalk poofed out of my flesh Popsicle.

I still have everything dialed in though, and a little dust load isn't going to fuck my shit up, because like clockwork as I've taught myself to do, I still shit my pants when I came.

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[tytheguy111]

Yes, please, for the love of god, put cross dressing cartman in there instead.

I hope you find my new sig

More to your liking

 

[AltarNation]

It is apt.

 

[Singlemalt]

Much better Ty...just don't forget

 

[KLITE]

All im gonna say if you aint using pig lard youre doing it wrong.

I hope you find my new sig

More to your liking

I well like your sig you damn hippie, heres a guitar and some joints no back to the basement.

 

[Yessica...]

Who's your favourite little Rascal?

SINNERS...

 

[Metasynth]

Does anyone else get that disgusted dirty pit of the stomach feeling when Yessica 'likes' their posts? I feel like they gotta be deleted because they've suddenly become tainted.

 

[Metasynth]

Halfway through jerkin it, my dick went flaccid, but it felt good so I just kept going. Blew a flaccid load all over my balls.

For posterity, since I had to delete the first one after Yessica 'liked' it

 

[Yessica...]

Does anyone else get that disgusted dirty pit of the stomach feeling when Yessica 'likes' their posts? I feel like they gotta be deleted because they've suddenly become tainted.

You're talking about tugging on your dick until it spits, and you think my "likes" are the creepy thing?

hahahahaha - you're funny!

 

[Yessica...]

For posterity, since I had to delete the first one after Yessica 'liked' it

So every time I "like" something you post, you will then delete it?