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Stoney McFried

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I didnt think anyone noticed that.
lol, if the system weren't holding me back, you'd get a lot more rep from me woman. Seriously, you make me laugh all the time. I'm waiting to be able to rep you again so I can go back to something you posted about sally. Something like "i wouldn't suck his dick if I was sufficating and there was air in it"
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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I hate it when I miss a lot, because a lot of funny shit usually gets said, but I don't feel like bringing up such old stuff when everyone's already past it.
 

ceestyle

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I did a long rant about him having sex with his girl too...noone seemed to think that was funny...I giggled when I wrote it...I'm so immature.
oh i see the problem. i rep you too often. i'll have to post wish-reps or something.

sally was clearly out-gunned there ...
 

Twistyman

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ditto. since i stopped smoking a few weeks ago, my bedtime has shifted from about midnight to 3:30-4. My dog doesn't let me sleep much later, unfortunately...
My cats the same...He manages to piss me off in the morning then you've got twisty running around chasing cat early in the morning..I usually stub my toe too... fucking cat..then when he's fed he comes and jumps in my lap purring while I'm sitting there staring into thin air thinking WTF.. :evil:
 

ceestyle

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My cats the same...He manages to piss me off in the morning then you've got twisty running around chasing cat early in the morning..I usually stub my toe too... fucking cat..then when he's fed he comes and jumps in my lap purring while I'm sitting there staring into thin air thinking WTF.. :evil:
Cats are the worst sometimes. They just do not shut the fuck up. So aggravating ... they do not get the message. A dog, on the other hand, will submit.
 

Twistyman

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Cats are the worst sometimes. They just do not shut the fuck up. So aggravating ... they do not get the message. A dog, on the other hand, will submit.
He used to just jump on bed till he figured out that that was just putting himself in my hands..now he lightly tip toes on the bed till I stir, then the main assault starts...he chews my important papers or plays bathtub hockey with the soap...or just sits and stares at me..even though I'm not looking it freaks me out...sharp as a tack that fucking cat..
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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I know, lol. But I have to correct you, it's not that girls don't KNOW when to shut up. It's that we CHOOSE not to. GUYS are the only ones who ever really don't KNOW when to shut the fuck up.

I think Chris Rock said it, and it's so true. How you can be with a man, thinking that you're gonna give him some, as long as he doesn't say anything too stupid.
 
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