An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the old barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years
but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The old barber replied "You'd just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does