Dick sucking thread

[Pinworm]

Was I fat and balding? If not, your psyche is lying to you.

You were the protagonist. And you had the most delicious and sexiest of beards that one could possibly beard. I was stuck in awe of ice caps melting while you brushed and manscaped the beard. I respected, and wanted to touch an finagle it. Every aspect of your manfacehair made me want to teenage mutant ninja beard!

 

[Metasynth]

You were the protagonist. And you had the most delicious and sexiest of beards that one could possibly beard. I was stuck in awe of ice caps melting while you brushed and manscaped the beard. I respected, and wanted to touch an finagle it. Every aspect of your manfacehair made me want to teenage mutant ninja beard!

I have a weak beard, can't get too manly working in the food industry

But I rock it as hard as a bowl of jello.

 

[Pinworm]

I have a weak beard, can't get too manly working in the food industry

But I rock it as hard as a bowl of jello.

You were a solid reason why I wanted to have the beard. I respect the beard. I owe the beard. Oh...my..god...becky...just...look at ...his beard, it's just so.....beard! Arm wrestle w/ a beard! I pledge a alegience to the beard. "You need to shave that thing!" SHUTTUP GRANDMA GROW A BEARD!!!

I put my faith in my facial hair when I grew you!!!

 

[Pinworm]

Stick it in your kitchen!

 

[Metasynth]

See, I fucking knew you were smoking hot. Delete all you want, but now I know how god damned gorgeous you are and I'm telling everyone!!!

Please destroy them with lasers.

 

[Pinworm]

Please destroy them with lasers.

Deleted as per your request. I still think you are the finest motherfucker on RIU.

 

[Metasynth]

Deleted as per your request. I still think you are the finest motherfucker on RIU.

Thanks secksy!

I only showed you, you're the special one and only. In the 4 years of my residency.

 

[Pinworm]

Thanks secksy!

I only showed you, you're the special one and only. In the 4 years of my residency.

<3 <3 You get all my hugs, and my most bearded of loves.

 

[Pinworm]

Remember, out there somewhere, you've got a friend, and you'll never walk alone again....

 

[UncleBuck]

@Iloveskywalkerog

@tytheguy111

 

[losangeles]

HAWT

 

[BarnBuster]

Way too many Pinworm threads

that's like a CB thread, not possible

 

[Gary Goodson]

that's like a CB thread, not possible

Right

#pinwormthreadz

 

[BarnBuster]