Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[mr sunshine]

Now I know how Mr. uncleBuck looks like, AND how Meta looks like.

Who's mr? Does he have a huge cock?

 

[Pinworm]

Who's mr? Does he have a huge cock?

Yes. Super hungover, and they are still both fine as fuck.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Mornin.
This sweatshirt is clean but smells like throw up, wonder when that happened.
Off to cut down some trees aka lumberjack-ing-off.
and some classic tunes

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

i just had a dream i went to a whore house and all the famous pornstars were there lmao, and it was a day after christmas

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Opioids be havin' me like:

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

ugh..needles. i got a phobia of needles and im claustrophobic lol

Ain't no better feeling in the world than them needles painting your flesh

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

Hey does anyone have an extra head of broccoli I can borrow? Steamed, roasted, stir fried or just fuckin blanched and then lightly seasoned, the shit is straight up delicious. I'm just twitchin for some of that crunch.

Broco is real good for the brain too

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Broccoline and B. Raab are from dif. families. didn't know this when I ordered seeds. B. Raab is from the turnip family. That stuff was foul. Broccolini seeds are trademarked and some brand name shit and very $$ to order. didn't bother. But no wonder it's so expensive in the store.

Raab is a classic in Italian though. Just cut it up and blanch it in very salted water. Takes longer than you think to get it al dente- kinda like hericot verts... Takes a long time.

Then add it to whatever you've got in your skillet... Makes a good addition to a veggie mix.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

life sucks when your sober, nuttin i rather do then get fuuucked up

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Over the last week I have been noticing ants in my kitchen. Now many, jut a few random, tiny ants - quick ones. Today there were more than a few so I whipped out a Terro trap with the sticky clear syrup. Aaaaack. Ten minutes later there were a million ants. These sons of bitches have formed a 24 foot long path going around the kitchen, out the porch door, diagonally along the brick to a small gap to the outside. Who knows where they go from there. There must be a million of them in total. Little butt munches.

Totally grossed out.

 

[ChingOwn]

Over the last week I have been noticing ants in my kitchen. Now many, jut a few random, tiny ants - quick ones. Today there were more than a few so I whipped out a Terro trap with the sticky clear syrup. Aaaaack. Ten minutes later there were a million ants. These sons of bitches have formed a 24 foot long path going around the kitchen, out the porch door, diagonally along the brick to a small gap to the outside. Who knows where they go from there. There must be a million of them in total. Little butt munches.

Totally grossed out.

Wipe the path down with vinegar it erases there pheromone scent trail

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Over the last week I have been noticing ants in my kitchen. Now many, jut a few random, tiny ants - quick ones. Today there were more than a few so I whipped out a Terro trap with the sticky clear syrup. Aaaaack. Ten minutes later there were a million ants. These sons of bitches have formed a 24 foot long path going around the kitchen, out the porch door, diagonally along the brick to a small gap to the outside. Who knows where they go from there. There must be a million of them in total. Little butt munches.

Totally grossed out.

Could be a lot worse. Your toilet could have overflowed and filled your house with a flowing river of thick shit mud.

 

[ChingOwn]

Could be a lot worse. Your toilet could have overflowed and filled your house with a flowing river of thick shit mud.

As I said before there is nothing that raises fear in the hearts of all grown men like the site of of the toilet water coming back up.

 

[charface]

Over the last week I have been noticing ants in my kitchen. Now many, jut a few random, tiny ants - quick ones. Today there were more than a few so I whipped out a Terro trap with the sticky clear syrup. Aaaaack. Ten minutes later there were a million ants. These sons of bitches have formed a 24 foot long path going around the kitchen, out the porch door, diagonally along the brick to a small gap to the outside. Who knows where they go from there. There must be a million of them in total. Little butt munches.

Totally grossed out.

 

[charface]

Had the same problem.
then I put my bubble cloner on the counter and I yhink the aquarium pump told them there was an earthquake or something because they split.

 

[ChingOwn]

Or they just started going under the cloner

 

[Hookabelly]

actually all the same family, Brassicaceae. Different varieties due to 2000 yrs of selective breeding, but they are all interfertile

Now I'm totally confused. Says Broc Raab is from the turnip family (Brassicaceae) on all the info I'm reading and Brocolini is not.