The "I just masturbated" thread

[Diabolical666]

Sometimes when I get cum on my hand it's a weird texture and nearly impossible to wipe off. U need soap and not just any soaps u need dawn!!

what do you jizz , neem oil?

 

[Singlemalt]

I know, then I got suspicious....you know how tricky Mexicans can be

 

[mr sunshine]

does your cock look like this???

yea when I'm soft!

what do you jizz , neem oil?

I dont know but it Smells like Norwegian sea kelp

 

[ChingOwn]

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[mr sunshine]

I know, then I got suspicious....you know how tricky Mexicans can be

YEA MEXICANS ARE ALWAYS PULLING THINGS OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLES...lol u gotta take that one....theres no way your passing on this one!!

 

[Singlemalt]

yea Mexicans are always pulling things out of their assholes....lol u gotta take that one....theres no way your passing on this one!!

See! What'd I tell ya? Tricky fuckers

 

[Singlemalt]

But look at the craftsmanship...prolly 5th generation

 

[mr sunshine]

But look at the craftsmanship...prolly 5th generation

Lmao.......

 

[ChingOwn]

@mr sunshine @Singlemalt

Fucking mexicans.....tricky fuckin mexicans

 

[Singlemalt]

@mr sunshine @Singlemalt

Fucking mexicans.....tricky fuckin mexicans

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Not as young anymore, the eyesight ain't what it was...can you make that larger?

 

[ChingOwn]

Not as young anymore, the eyesight ain't what it was...can you make that larger?

I tried lemmi see if I got skills hang on

 

[Singlemalt]

@ ChingOwn you sly lil devil you LOL...I used my trichome magni-glass.

Indeed, tricky

 

[Singlemalt]

++rep @ Ching

 

[Magic Mike]

I fucked a cantaloupe this afternoon it was quite nice. It was sitting on the counter looking all sexy and shit so I grabbed that bitch and cut a hole in it and fucked it real good. I had it all up on the counter and shit bonin’ the hell out of it lmao it was good

 

[Pinworm]

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I see a ding dong.

 

[guerilla family]

So this is what goes on at RIU. You've gtta be kidding me

 

[Singlemalt]

So this is what goes on at RIU. You've gtta be kidding me

Yeah, this is whole god damned site right here

 

[tytheguy111]

Jerj off until u feel like ur done then wait a little

Then go back at it then stip when ur almost done

Do this 6 times

Then you'll be able to cause a volcanic eruption that chould destroy the eastern sea board

 

[NO_ONE]

So this is what goes on at RIU. You've gtta be kidding me

suck a dick you shit fuck