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Mr. Bongwater

Mr. Bongwater

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Singlemalt said:
Bongwater, a Newfie bro needs help in another thread...."weedmanshawn" ....help the bro out





....now you'll find out about police interrogation hehehehe
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lol he can't find weed in st.johns. thats like going to a whore house and not being able to find crabs. i can get bath salts in like 5 mins in there, anything, the city is overflowing with drugs. i know a guy who can help him but idk how exactly that would work
 
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Mr. Bongwater

Mr. Bongwater

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its only easy to rip ppl off here wit weed, u can get 80$ for 4.5 g throw in 20$ get 7 grams give em 3 grams wit 3 joints what are caked with tobacco and supposedly a gram but really 0.5 and get 3.5. 2.5 profit :bigjoint: i don't rip anybody off what doesn't derserve it
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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so my wifey started another fight and the cops were called. I boogied ou that apartment and was met by 5 cop cars. explained the situation and they said if someone takes me to another location I'm fine.

funny thing is I've been arrested so many times in that precinct the cops know me by name. it was awkward as fuck. shes probably in a cell right now and I got off scot free. didn't touch the bitch. mearly yelled then threw on my pants and did a few shots and stoot front the apartment waiting for my brother to pick me up.

now I've relapsed on heroin and crack. fml

fun shit tho the cop was joking with me and shit til I started doing shots and stuff, then he got all coppy on my ass telling me one more time.

o well 5 more hits of rock then a massive bang and i;m out for the niught
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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For the third time in the last year I'm hitting rehab.

this time no running away.

it's gotten so bad I have tried suicide multiple times.

big step for me. my brother is coming, and I plan to drink until i can't stand then he will drive me far out to a rehab facility 8 hours away. shit has gone down hill. It was all fun and games till I started contemplating cetain things, mostly to other people who act like bitches. selling drugs and using has lost its certain flair. I need to get clean. cocaine and heroin are all I think about nowadays. with the ocassional meth binge.

got one last bang of meth and heroin I will do. well another bang after a few beers then im popping 10 mg of etizolam and blacking the fuck out. maybe the lsd has me all emotional but I can't take what I have become. I may hurt my self or another person. I called my brother crying and he said "ok ok, I'll be there in 30 min just don't do anything stupid. No more drugs just have a beer and lay down until I arrive, I will make sure you are ok and take you where ever." fml
 
a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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StonedFarmer said:
For the third time in the last year I'm hitting rehab.

this time no running away.

it's gotten so bad I have tried suicide multiple times.

big step for me. my brother is coming, and I plan to drink until i can't stand then he will drive me far out to a rehab facility 8 hours away. shit has gone down hill. It was all fun and games till I started contemplating cetain things, mostly to other people who act like bitches. selling drugs and using has lost its certain flair. I need to get clean. cocaine and heroin are all I think about nowadays. with the ocassional meth binge.

got one last bang of meth and heroin I will do. well another bang after a few beers then im popping 10 mg of etizolam and blacking the fuck out. maybe the lsd has me all emotional but I can't take what I have become. I may hurt my self or another person. I called my brother crying and he said "ok ok, I'll be there in 30 min just don't do anything stupid. No more drugs just have a beer and lay down until I arrive, I will make sure you are ok and take you where ever." fml
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Best of luck to ya mate.

Its good that you recognize that a change needs to be made. Just don't OD when you've finally realized it...

I'm rootin for ya

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bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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StonedFarmer said:
For the third time in the last year I'm hitting rehab.

this time no running away.

it's gotten so bad I have tried suicide multiple times.

big step for me. my brother is coming, and I plan to drink until i can't stand then he will drive me far out to a rehab facility 8 hours away. shit has gone down hill. It was all fun and games till I started contemplating cetain things, mostly to other people who act like bitches. selling drugs and using has lost its certain flair. I need to get clean. cocaine and heroin are all I think about nowadays. with the ocassional meth binge.

got one last bang of meth and heroin I will do. well another bang after a few beers then im popping 10 mg of etizolam and blacking the fuck out. maybe the lsd has me all emotional but I can't take what I have become. I may hurt my self or another person. I called my brother crying and he said "ok ok, I'll be there in 30 min just don't do anything stupid. No more drugs just have a beer and lay down until I arrive, I will make sure you are ok and take you where ever." fml
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Shit bud hope you get yerself clean, I know you can do it.
 
Hydrotech364

Hydrotech364

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StonedFarmer said:
For the third time in the last year I'm hitting rehab.

this time no running away.

it's gotten so bad I have tried suicide multiple times.

big step for me. my brother is coming, and I plan to drink until i can't stand then he will drive me far out to a rehab facility 8 hours away. shit has gone down hill. It was all fun and games till I started contemplating cetain things, mostly to other people who act like bitches. selling drugs and using has lost its certain flair. I need to get clean. cocaine and heroin are all I think about nowadays. with the ocassional meth binge.

got one last bang of meth and heroin I will do. well another bang after a few beers then im popping 10 mg of etizolam and blacking the fuck out. maybe the lsd has me all emotional but I can't take what I have become. I may hurt my self or another person. I called my brother crying and he said "ok ok, I'll be there in 30 min just don't do anything stupid. No more drugs just have a beer and lay down until I arrive, I will make sure you are ok and take you where ever." fml
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I tried to kick my habit's like this and it didn't work...I did kick them all though so when You are ready give me a holla..I think You know this wont work though.No shit..I went to Rehab @ Top Gun in Miramar Ca...Only one, they have observer's come in from the million $ rehab's to see how the Navy does it because they have been treating drunks for 250 yr's..
 
charface

charface

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lahadaextranjera said:
I got told today "OMG LH, they're a 10!!" I looked up to see this guy staring at my feet. "what's that? A size 10? Yeah I know they're fucking huge!" He went on about the structure, looks like I've never worn high heels etc.

I actually sat there contemplating on asking him if he was @thump easy on RIU! Lol
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It is a compliment.
Means your cock is like a babies arm.
 
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