Deep thoughts...things that make me go hmmmm

[torontoke]

So im super stoned and i started having one of my deep thoughts zone out moments and started thinking it might make for an entertaining thread....
What are some weird things you sometimes thinking that make u go hmmmm.

I will start lmfao
The thing that made me go hmmm today was a homeless guy standing in front of the dollarstore opening the door for people expecting change..
Why are homeless people so stupid? I mean if you have to resort to doing that then why do it at the dollar store only broke ass people shop there. And why do it in a cold city....
If i was homeless id walk my ass somewhere nice n warm all year like miami or cali .

Hmmmm

 

[KLITE]

So im super stoned and i started having one of my deep thoughts zone out moments and started thinking it might make for an entertaining thread....
What are some weird things you sometimes thinking that make u go hmmmm.

I will start lmfao
The thing that made me go hmmm today was a homeless guy standing in front of the dollarstore opening the door for people expecting change..
Why are homeless people so stupid? I mean if you have to resort to doing that then why do it at the dollar store only broke ass people shop there. And why do it in a cold city....
If i was homeless id walk my ass somewhere nice n warm all year like miami or cali .

Hmmmm

Are you actually serious?!

 

[UNICRONLIVES]

When the tree move back and forth....thats what causes the wind!!

 

[torontoke]

Why do women that work at clothing stores let huge women buy spandex.
Just cus spandex and yoga pants are in style doesnt mean they look good on everyone.
"Sorry maam i cant sell u these pants, its just not fair to everyone else to has to see you!"

 

[torontoke]

Are you actually serious?!

Im a stoner.... Whos actually serious these days

 

[Garden Boss]

 

[tytheguy111]

Hahaha thats my favorite south park episode

 

[heathaa]

Sitting here really wondering if a bear shits in the woods does he wipe his ads with a rabbit...is that why all wild rabbits brown?

 

[Yessica...]

Why do they put scissors in packages that you need scissors to open?


Unless you're this guy - you be fucked...

 

[torontoke]

Haha u got the point.
Carry on lol

 

[torontoke]

Why do fat people wear t shirts in the water?
Do they think its an unwettable force field that hides shape?

 

[Skuxx]

how do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

 

[tytheguy111]

Why do fat people wear t shirts in the water?
Do they think its an unwettable force field that hides shape?

Lol

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Why do they put scissors in packages that you need scissors to open?
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Unless you're this guy - you be fucked...
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Try one of these:


Not sure what it's called but it's what you need.

 

[Yessica...]

Try one of these:
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Not sure what it's called but it's what you need.

I always used fire...

Fire melts plastic.

Oh...and that's a KNIFE, you big dummy...

 

[torontoke]

If the wrapper says 100% beef then why call it a hamburger??

If vegetarians are so opposed to meat then why do they shape their foods like meat? Shouldnt tofu or whatever it iscalled be shaped like a unicorn or butterfly or something?

 

[Laughing Grass]

is mac short for macaroni and cheese or an acronym for macaroni and cheese?

 

[raratt]

is mac short for macaroni and cheese or an acronym for macaroni and cheese?

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Yes.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

is mac short for macaroni and cheese or an acronym for macaroni and cheese?

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It could be both, or alternately, a line of tools

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Hardened steel lined up for miles on a cold distant plain