Whats the first thing youd do with 1 million dollars

tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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I have another one


Get a legal distillery to make AUTHENTIC MOON SHINE not this imposter shit ive seen in the ABC store

And on every bottle it will say "im glad you bought my shine now you'll have a little me inside of you"

It'll be called "ty the guy's famous moonshine"

And I'll make simple corn whiskey to stonewalls not so heard about recipe

And in small print barely eligible I'll put "get a job finshaggy"
 
pinkjackyle

pinkjackyle

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i'd buy 365 blowup sex dolls and 365 gallons of olive oil . just think about it no smart backtalk and if 1 made you mad just deflate and put into storage until its attitude changed . it puts the olive oil on its skin or gets the belt again . id also hire tatoo to invite guests into my home or maybe lurch ," you rang ".
 
pinkjackyle

pinkjackyle

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tytheguy111 said:
I have another one


Get a legal distillery to make AUTHENTIC MOON SHINE not this imposter shit ive seen in the ABC store

And on every bottle it will say "im glad you bought my shine now you'll have a little me inside of you"

It'll be called "ty the guy's famous moonshine"

And I'll make simple corn whiskey to stonewalls not so heard about recipe

And in small print barely eligible I'll put "get a job finshaggy"
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deer corn werks good, cheap too, spread it out on a tarp and keep moist until it starts to germinate
 
Growan

Growan

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tytheguy111 said:
I have another one


Get a legal distillery to make AUTHENTIC MOON SHINE not this imposter shit ive seen in the ABC store

And on every bottle it will say "im glad you bought my shine now you'll have a little me inside of you"

It'll be called "ty the guy's famous moonshine"

And I'll make simple corn whiskey to stonewalls not so heard about recipe

And in small print barely eligible I'll put "get a job finshaggy"
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Ty's Organic Engine Degreaser...
 
sold777

sold777

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Well I would be very confused and then i would say what the fuck when did I go to the good old USA
 
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Dyna Ryda

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After I did 2 chicks at the same time I would buy this little shit hole town that my grandmother lives in, I heard you could buy the mayor, judges, and everyone else in charge for about $300k. Then I would fire and shut down the entire sheriffs department. Not sure after that, I'd figure out a way to make more money, some kinda organized crime stuff, cause I'd own a town.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Dyna Ryda said:
After I did 2 chicks at the same time I would buy this little shit hole town that my grandmother lives in, I heard you could buy the mayor, judges, and everyone else in charge for about $300k. Then I would fire and shut down the entire sheriffs department. Not sure after that, I'd figure out a way to make more money, some kinda organized crime stuff, cause I'd own a town.
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Damn why haven't the cartels jumped on this idea yet???
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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Dyna Ryda said:
After I did 2 chicks at the same time I would buy this little shit hole town that my grandmother lives in, I heard you could buy the mayor, judges, and everyone else in charge for about $300k. Then I would fire and shut down the entire sheriffs department. Not sure after that, I'd figure out a way to make more money, some kinda organized crime stuff, cause I'd own a town.
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ID be right there with ya buddy I want to be the bar owner/operator/sheriff
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Wilksey said:
Make an anonymous video on youtube and burn it ALL in a nice bonfire.

Then I'd swim in the tears of the haters...
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Well that doesn't make sense since we are all anonymous

Anonymous consists of everyone and every video is a anonymous video

And every shit is a anonymous shit
 
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