I really need some insight on my collassal screw up

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ernman87

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So this morning was not my brightest hour. I am new at bringing my daughter to kindergarden in the morning. It only been a coupe full weeks and I am still getting the hang of things. This morning as I was walking down the hall after dropping her off in one of the morning program rooms before school, there was this dude that was dealing with 3 or 4 kids and he had a radio on him like they all do. Some lady on there was like "So in so's dad smells like pot, see if you can stall him."
I walked out the door and was just about to my truck when i realized I had an eigth of some herbs in my pocket. FUCK! Panic. I drive away expecting a fucking swat team to pull me over.
I fully realize the stupidity of my mistake. I am just wondering, what the hell might happen tomorrow? any thoughts?
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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When you get to jail, call a good lawyer. We're heading towards a self proclaimed environment of injustice, disease and death. Beware.
 
torontoke

torontoke

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Show up from now on smelling spiffy and dont make those kind of mistakes again.
Everyone makes mistakes but smart people learn from them and dont make the same ones again.

I would go and if ever questioned or anything say u ran over a skunk thats why u were in a hurry to leave
 
TheHermit

TheHermit

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I doubt there is much they can do based on suspicion alone. If they bring it up make sure to act highly offended that they would even suggest you would do such a thing. Be more careful in the future.
 
KLITE

KLITE

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I've heard of teachers calling CPS for less...
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Jesus christ thats extreme, im sure ive seen parents here smoking spliffs while waiting for kids outside the school over here. They defo dont hide it from their kids thats for sure.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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@ernman87 : Tell them you had chorizo for breakfast and quite honestly had a bad case of the farts. No one can blame a parent for crop dusting down a school hallway. We've all been there.


Seriously, tho, tell them you hit a skunk on the way to school, then go all ninja in the school parking lot and stealthily let the air out of all 4 of that busy body's tires. Fucking nosey bitch
 
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bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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mr sunshine said:
Tell them to fuck off .. When they confront you first words out of your mouth should be prove it bitch!!! And if your not white I would play the race card!!!



Edit... or you can tell them you let your black friend borrow your jacket and he muddied the waters!
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Yep- agreed. Doesn't matter what race you are, you gotta play the race card. If you're black tell em you're going to sue for discrimination, right after you stop and get some KFC of course. If you're white, tell em that a black guy broke into your house last night and left KFC and weed all over the place.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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ernman87 said:
So this morning was not my brightest hour. I am new at bringing my daughter to kindergarden in the morning. It only been a coupe full weeks and I am still getting the hang of things. This morning as I was walking down the hall after dropping her off in one of the morning program rooms before school, there was this dude that was dealing with 3 or 4 kids and he had a radio on him like they all do. Some lady on there was like "So in so's dad smells like pot, see if you can stall him."
I walked out the door and was just about to my truck when i realized I had an eigth of some herbs in my pocket. FUCK! Panic. I drive away expecting a fucking swat team to pull me over.
I fully realize the stupidity of my mistake. I am just wondering, what the hell might happen tomorrow? any thoughts?
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So what????

My friend Jamar smelt like weed EVERY DAY cuz me and him whould light up before the bus came to pick us up and he whould talk to teachers and even say good morning to the school resource officer and they didn't do shit

And he REAKED of weed

Like im when u smoke you can't smell weed all that well but even after I smoked I chould smell it on him lol

Just don't worry about it

Hell dont smoke till you drop your kid off and there wont be any reason to stop you
 
ErieR33FER

ErieR33FER

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tytheguy111 said:
So what????

My friend Jamar smelt like weed EVERY DAY cuz me and him whould light up before the bus came to pick us up and he whould talk to teachers and even say good morning to the school resource officer and they didn't do shit

And he REAKED of weed

Like im when u smoke you can't smell weed all that well but even after I smoked I chould smell it on him lol

Just don't worry about it

Hell dont smoke till you drop your kid off and there wont be any reason to stop you
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It's very different being a high highschool student and a parent driving his 5 year old daughter on drugs.

If they kicked every kid who washigh at school they'd lose too much money because they make money per seat filled.

Also a third of the school would be kicked out.
 
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