How Often Do You Shower..?

[pinkjackyle]

Holy Crap ( no pun intended ) pinkjackyle might be my sock puppet !!!!

no no no im a hand puppet , get it right .

As Altar seed should your shit be running out and sloppying out all over the place you are eating the wrong foods, my shit floats I talk to it every day, I just know its not he same shit as yesterday, but its important for shit loads of reasons to note your shit, its color, its texture and above all its viscosity ...even smell ..I really beleive a women wouldn't really understand what I'm trying to impart here, but if you are ever straining like trying to give birth ...man you are doing it so wrong ...any blockage or sex shit ...see a doc!

a good shit is when you really don't need to wipe, and that itching? its worms, round worms mostley again a hygienic thing

only time i remember trouble having a bm was while i was still drinking and got gastritious (sp) didnt go for a week . my bm's smell like roses some sink some swim .anyone ever had a turd where one end was one color and the other differant ? i particularly like the blue gatorade dumps aqua green turds . grape gatorade will do tricks too .

 

[Commander Strax]

every time I shit....every time

 

[AltarNation]

that is true , and i didnt quite make it plain . if 1 goes a week without bathing id think the ass would need more than tp & a wet wipe . as for bm habits , every morn after 1st cup of coffee , like clock work , then off to the shower .

That sounds reasonable to me.

 

[IHaveSixCats]

I like to have a showerbath. I like to have the shower running with the plug in to fill the tub and listen to the water hitting the water.
I really want a hot tub cause I would be in it every night with a cold dink, I mean drink.
I like to keep my lady parts all nice and clean and shaved so yes it's a shower or showerbath a day for this chick.

 

[vostok]

Most men these days shave on the run, I do and hate electronic shavers its for this reason I find it OK for women to shave their hairs in the bathroom, as many Scandinavian women do in the sauna, then theres always the odd Greek that does it in the bed, or the French who don't at all, or the English women who pull out each hair to the delight of erotic squeals ...each nation does it weird ..another post perhaps ...lol

 

[Steve French]

Shit, sometimes I go months between showers. Bathe nearly every day though, unless I don't have anywhere to be, then I will go days without either, just attracting the flies and sitting in my own sweat.

Might even wear a single pair of gonch for a week or two at a time, skidmarks notwithstanding. Just that greasy.

 

[vostok]

Oh don't get me wrong Steve, I change my clothes daily, thats the secret to being water free, all the dirt gets rubbed to the cloth ....lol
...its just that thers this bacteria that eats itself, if you got your shit all balanced out, your shit floats, avoid modern soaps and all them chems ...life is good!

 

[ProHuman]

It depends on what I'm doing. If I lay around the house for a couple days, doing nothing, then showers aren't needed. In the summer, while working and sweating, I shower multiple times a day.

 

[ProHuman]

every time I shit....every time

Ever try keeping a baby wipe dispenser on the back of the toilet?
They work real good.

 

[Skuxx]

Wtf is a turkish bath? Sounds nasty whatever it is

 

[Growan]

Wtf is a turkish bath? Sounds nasty whatever it is

Big fat bloke covers your body in olive oil, then scrapes it off with a hard flat implement taking the muck with it. There's also a steam room and cold plunge pool involved in the process I think. Oh, and sitting round doing business with other crime bosses/politicians. A proper Turkish bath should take up half the day and net you at least 4 grand. Otherwise you ain't doing it right.

 

[vostok]

I was gonna say google it then fell of my chair ....lol

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Hamams are open from as early as 6 a.m. till somewhere around midnight
The masseur and scrubber will be of the same sex as you are
Standard soap is used. If you have sensitive skin or are allergic to some products, bring your own soap
You need to wash your private parts yourself
You’ll get drenched, so women may want to get rid of their make-up first. Also, don’t forget to bring the necessary toiletries.
Women may want to bring dry underwear along too
There is no way you can avoid tipping the attendant(s), so make sure you have some cash money on you. You normally tip 10 to 20% of the total amount
If you care about your (new) tan, maybe visit a hamam at the beginning of your city trip or holiday

dam lost the link?​

 

[vostok]

Big fat bloke covers your body in olive oil, then scrapes it off with a hard flat implement taking the muck with it. There's also a steam room and cold plunge pool involved in the process I think. Oh, and sitting round doing business with other crime bosses/politicians. A proper Turkish bath should take up half the day and net you at least 4 grand. Otherwise you ain't doing it right.

I don't pay no 4 grand, and it takes me 30-45 minutes at most with my own soaps in my own locker ...blow jobs extra depending on the level of membership ..and no fucker has ever taking to me with olive oil or knife, but yes firearms are optional, as we have a firing range in the basement for later, but the new rule is no cleaning the weapons on the bathrooms, last fucker/attendant got shot was the son of a cop

 

[ULEN]

I shower in the morning and after I'm done fucking your model girlfriend. But not after pumping your mom and helping her with her daily rugburn routine.

Gag reflex on both are still missing.

 

[Growan]

I don't pay no 4 grand, and it takes me 30-45 minutes at most with my own soaps in my own locker ...blow jobs extra depending on the level of membership ..and no fucker has ever taking to me with olive oil or knife, but yes firearms are optional, as we have a firing range in the basement for later, but the new rule is no cleaning the weapons on the bathrooms, last fucker/attendant got shot was the son of a cop

Shit. I could have sworn 'Telly' was legit. You mean to say I went through all that and I might not even get to build the golf course at Stone Henge? Goddamn politicians. Slippery with or without olive oil...

 

[mr sunshine]

As Altar seed should your shit be running out and sloppying out all over the place you are eating the wrong foods, my shit floats I talk to it every day, I just know its not he same shit as yesterday, but its important for shit loads of reasons to note your shit, its color, its texture and above all its viscosity ...even smell ..I really beleive a women wouldn't really understand what I'm trying to impart here, but if you are ever straining like trying to give birth ...man you are doing it so wrong ...any blockage or sex shit ...see a doc!

a good shit is when you really don't need to wipe, and that itching? its worms, round worms mostley again a hygienic thing

A healthy persons shit sinks!!

 

[furnz]

I shower everyday, but without any soap or shampoo.
Also don't use toothpaste.
I'm a bad consumer .. sorry America.

 

[mr sunshine]

I shower everyday, but without any soap or shampoo.
Also don't use toothpaste.
I'm a bad consumer .. sorry America.

I bet your breath smells like shit!!

 

[furnz]

Naa yours must be bad if you have to deodorize your mouth with chemicals.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

The masseur and scrubber will be of the same sex as you are

I don't pay no 4 grand, and it takes me 30-45 minutes at most with my own soaps in my own locker ...blow jobs extra depending on the level of membership ..and no fucker has ever taking to me with olive oil or knife, but yes firearms are optional, as we have a firing range in the basement for later, but the new rule is no cleaning the weapons on the bathrooms, last fucker/attendant got shot was the son of a cop

How much do you pay the guys to blow you?