What detox methods work?

korbin710

New Member
I have recently been placed in an informal probation with random urine tests. The thing is I can't just quit smoking for 6 months as I have acute depression and PTSD and many other issues. Any and all help is apreciated.
 

Bugeye

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I have recently been placed in an informal probation with random urine tests. The thing is I can't just quit smoking for 6 months as I have acute depression and PTSD and many other issues. Any and all help is apreciated.
Will you get 24 hrs notice of drug test or on the spot?
 

Rentaldog

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only sure thing for randoms are the 'fake dick' type setups :\

The other option I know of is Palo Azul. I have not tested, but it seems to be something a lot of people have faith in. Kind of like a temporary 'coating' of your bladder I guess that helps you piss clean. Idk though, I have no direct experience so dont trust me on this one - just trying to pass on what I have read.

How long is your probation?
 

korbin710

New Member
only sure thing for randoms are the 'fake dick' type setups :\

The other option I know of is Palo Azul. I have not tested, but it seems to be something a lot of people have faith in. Kind of like a temporary 'coating' of your bladder I guess that helps you piss clean. Idk though, I have no direct experience so dont trust me on this one - just trying to pass on what I have read.

How long is your probation?
6 months
 

korbin710

New Member
So your penalty for trying to alleviate your depression symptoms with an outlawed plant, is to be deprived of your ability to alleviate your depression symptoms.

And this is called "justice?"
Yeah exactly and as you can imagine I'm quite pissed as cannabis helped more than I could've ever imagined.
 

vostok

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I have recently been placed in an informal probation with random urine tests. The thing is I can't just quit smoking for 6 months as I have acute depression and PTSD and many other issues. Any and all help is apreciated.
Get a lawyer, and a 'good' doctor ...and if you are under 18yo...you should not be on here, over 18 yo...move out to a good state
 

Ace Yonder

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The only real way to improve your chances of passing is to drink a lot of water, the more water running through your system, the more dilute any substances in the urine will be (as the volume of liquid will have increased but the volume of substance won't have). Depending how much you have in your system this can push the levels down to a level that might not flag as a definite positive, and depending on the detection threshold it could let you pass. Coffee might help too since it increases urine production.
 

Ace Yonder

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Detox drinks, niacin and alot of water, stay away from fatty foods ans excercise daily.
Exercising won't help him pass, thc gets stored in fat cells, and when you burn those fat cells you release that stored thc into your bloodstream. An intense workout could actually make you more likely to test positive for several hours afterwords. Check out this article, I know first hand I get a wicked buzz from good cardio sessions.
http://healthland.time.com/2013/09/17/one-toke-many-hits-exercise-could-trigger-additional-high-for-marijuana-users/
 

Jussblaz3420

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Exercising won't help him pass, thc gets stored in fat cells, and when you burn those fat cells you release that stored thc into your bloodstream. An intense workout could actually make you more likely to test positive for several hours afterwords. Check out this article, I know first hand I get a wicked buzz from good cardio sessions.
http://healthland.time.com/2013/09/17/one-toke-many-hits-exercise-could-trigger-additional-high-for-marijuana-users/
Wow interesting, i knew thc sticks to fat cells which is why i said stay away from fatty foods but i always thought excersise was good, reduces fat cells which reduces the amount of thc stored in ur body, guess i was wrong haha.
 

Jussblaz3420

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But honestly man buy a couple wizinators or just quit smoking for the time being, its not worth the stress wondering if ur gonna pass or not and u deff dont wanna come up dirty, atleast where im at probation is no joke, 2 violations and ur back in county.
 

DurbanP

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The only real way to improve your chances of passing is to drink a lot of water, the more water running through your system, the more dilute any substances in the urine will be (as the volume of liquid will have increased but the volume of substance won't have). Depending how much you have in your system this can push the levels down to a level that might not flag as a definite positive, and depending on the detection threshold it could let you pass. Coffee might help too since it increases urine production.
They can fail you for dilution. Besides temperature they look at the color, if you are pissing straight water they won't pass that. You need to hammer down B12 vitimins, that will help turn your piss yellow.


Personally, I have seen a lot of people fail using synthetic urine, it is hard to get the temp correct and they will send it to the lab and you will get pinched. Imo.anyways
 

MydogCody

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Personally, I have seen a lot of people fail using synthetic urine, it is hard to get the temp correct and they will send it to the lab and you will get pinched. Imo.anyways
I just got a job as an associate scientist using quickfix plus Canadian formula. I put the quickfix in the microwave for ten seconds and then placed the container in the dorf (place between my scrotum and anus). My body kept it at 96 degrees when I gave the sample about a hour and a half later. I had a ten panel drug screen completed by Labcorp using a MS/GC method. That was a few weeks ago and I am in the clear. Got an extra container full in case I need it.

Easy peasy Japaneasy.

Edit: I should add that I wrapped the container in tin foil. This may keep in at the correct temp longer than if it had no insulator at all. Thought that was pertinent.
 
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WHODAT@THADOR

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Wizzzzzz aaaaa nnnnnaaaaattttooooorrrrrr......And if your worried about them picking up on the "FAKE" pee find a buddy who's clean collect it off of him and store it in fridge.....Also, go to walmart and get you a supply of Tosti-Toes......Make sure you wear you fake ding dong everytime you go to see PO
 
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