Can we talk about bathrooms?
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Singlemalt
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You mean I've been doing it wrong all my life?
tytheguy111
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Hell where I come from we dont use bathrooms
We use a damn tree lol
We use a damn tree lol
you shit in a tree?
Yessica...
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Skuxx
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At least pee on people... they can move out of the way if they want. A tree is stuck
BarnBuster
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Rule #2 – Announce Your Presence
If you are using a stall and have the place to yourself, it’s one thing. But as soon as you hear the door open, you need to make your presence known. Am I suggesting that you say ‘hi’ and introduce yourself? Absolutely not. No way. Instead, do a little cough. A sniff can be mistaken for the shuffling of a shopping bag or a heavy winter parka. Plus, you may not want to be inhaling through your nose. I’m just saying. A cough is more effective, distinct and has the added bonus of being absolutely, 100% impersonal. Let’s remember, you’re in there to get something down, not to make a friend.
Rule #7 – Don’t Linger
I am as guilty as the next guy of spending, perhaps, a bit too long in my bathroom at home. A lot of times, it’s the only time I get to myself to read or get caught up on all the staring and doing nothing I have fallen so far behind on since the kids came along. But, not here, not in the men’s room. Those who linger here are waiting for something. What? A chance to mug someone? A new friend? A visit from aliens? How am I supposed to know? It’s not something I do. When it comes to the men’s room, think about Chile’s. ‘Get in. Get out. Get on with life.’ Put an end to the awkwardness and discomfort. Do your thing and move on. The men’s room is not the place to stop and smell the roses.
If you are using a stall and have the place to yourself, it’s one thing. But as soon as you hear the door open, you need to make your presence known. Am I suggesting that you say ‘hi’ and introduce yourself? Absolutely not. No way. Instead, do a little cough. A sniff can be mistaken for the shuffling of a shopping bag or a heavy winter parka. Plus, you may not want to be inhaling through your nose. I’m just saying. A cough is more effective, distinct and has the added bonus of being absolutely, 100% impersonal. Let’s remember, you’re in there to get something down, not to make a friend.
Rule #7 – Don’t Linger
I am as guilty as the next guy of spending, perhaps, a bit too long in my bathroom at home. A lot of times, it’s the only time I get to myself to read or get caught up on all the staring and doing nothing I have fallen so far behind on since the kids came along. But, not here, not in the men’s room. Those who linger here are waiting for something. What? A chance to mug someone? A new friend? A visit from aliens? How am I supposed to know? It’s not something I do. When it comes to the men’s room, think about Chile’s. ‘Get in. Get out. Get on with life.’ Put an end to the awkwardness and discomfort. Do your thing and move on. The men’s room is not the place to stop and smell the roses.
Yessica...
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What about a person stuck to a tree?At least pee on people... they can move out of the way if they want. A tree is stuck
(winking emoticon)
BarnBuster
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explosive diarrhea?
Yessica...
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tytheguy111
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I dont take shit in a public restroom
Period
I will piss tho
The thing that sucks is taking a piss next to someone and theres no wall in between
Just you and another dude
And u know ur not looking and he's not ether
But you try to look in the other direction and avoid all contact with that person
Period
I will piss tho
The thing that sucks is taking a piss next to someone and theres no wall in between
Just you and another dude
And u know ur not looking and he's not ether
But you try to look in the other direction and avoid all contact with that person
tytheguy111
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Pinworm
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Skuxx
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Or when some guy could use the other 10 urinals, but chooses to piss next to you and strike up a conversation while at it.
Yessica...
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tytheguy111
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This reminds me
Who makes a glory who
Like for real who does it I mean does some guy just go in and carve a hole out for no reason???