Can we talk about bathrooms?
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BarnBuster
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ChingOwn
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You should come to Mexico I know a real nice place $5 you can put your dick in the hole
I stand back a couple feet and arch it into the urinal and stare straight at the guy next to me, to invite him to look. I'm cool like that.
I got in trouble at work for doing this once. and the victim was a black guy. He must've had a small penis if mine offended him.
tytheguy111
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No no no no no
Ik what a glory hole is
I mean who the fuck takes the time to carve one out in the fucking stall thats what my question is
Pinworm
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Horny people.
Yessica...
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People that want their dick sucked by very hot and heterosexual women. That's who make glory holes. Try it!
Hookabelly
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I'm willing to bet that women's public restrooms are far more disgusting than mens. YOu heard it here guys. I mean, I've opened a stall door to many horrors: blood on the seat and floor, tampons on the back of the toilets, SHIT all over the seat (I mean who shits on a seat?)
Piss splattered all over the seat.. (such poor aim I can't even believe it) Women can be far more piggier
Piss splattered all over the seat.. (such poor aim I can't even believe it) Women can be far more piggier
Magic Mike
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I like to leave a nice fat hairy shit in the toilet and not flush it and leave the the seat cover on too
greenlikemoney
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I hear ya Dyna, I have, what I consider anyway, incredible powers of "holding it in", and then when I'm ready I can blast a stream for quite a few yards. When I was younger I won $10 for being able to piss "up, over the edge and into" a construction dumpster. LMFAO, those things are like 10 feet tall. LMFAO.
bu$hleaguer
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Anyway,
I went and got head at a glory hole in some chicks apartment one time. Sad part was I didn't even have the satisfaction of having an actual hole for my glory. It was a slice cut into a bedsheet that she had cut, and then hung it in a doorway....
Fuckin A.
There's a lesson here people: if you're going to suck an anonymous guy's cock, at least have the courtesy to cut a hole in a bathroom stall door. Lazy bitch!
I couldn't even lean forward, because I would have fallen right through the sheet and ruined the element of anonymity. Sometimes you just don't want to know what's on the other side, ya know?
I went and got head at a glory hole in some chicks apartment one time. Sad part was I didn't even have the satisfaction of having an actual hole for my glory. It was a slice cut into a bedsheet that she had cut, and then hung it in a doorway....
Fuckin A.
There's a lesson here people: if you're going to suck an anonymous guy's cock, at least have the courtesy to cut a hole in a bathroom stall door. Lazy bitch!
I couldn't even lean forward, because I would have fallen right through the sheet and ruined the element of anonymity. Sometimes you just don't want to know what's on the other side, ya know?
Hookabelly
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Likely her pimp was on the other side...
Singlemalt
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How do you get the hair on it? Do you eat hair? Be careful Mike : http://www.aol.com/article/2014/10/01/doctors-remove-nine-pound-hairball-from-teens-stomach/20970639/
Magic Mike
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I don't eat hair I shaved my head to #3 when I was running for global mod.. I figure I want to look presidential.
the "hair" is an expression.. Like that shits gnarly it's gonna grow some hair flush that fucker
if bu$hleaguer likes it I'm on the right track
pinkjackyle
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go to a ballgame carry some saran wrap with you and boobytrap a few toilets just b4 halftime and hang out . theres alot of people with beershits from drinking all day