Street Survival Techniques (A tutorial)

[Pinworm]

You boys should buy some yoga pants, for serious. Yoga can really do wonders for your back.

And look pervy's, you can see cleavage too!

Warning: not recommended doing scorpion pose with a boner, may result in chafing.

Downward dog. Your thoughts?

 

[torontoke]

Well f u guys

I will go to alaska alone thats way more badass lol

 

[Pinworm]

Well f u guys

I will go to alaska alone thats way more badass lol

I heard every Alaskan resident gets a fucking check every year for 1500 bucks from Uncle Sam for just fucking living there.

 

[torontoke]

Fuck sounds good to me.
Sign me up
Almost as much as i get now lol

 

[racerboy71]

I heard every Alaskan resident gets a fucking check every year for 1500 bucks from Uncle Sam for just fucking living there.

yeah, but $1500 isn't shit to make up for all the shit they pay out of the ass for imvho.. the further north you go, and the more remote, the more basic crap costs, i'm sure gwn can fill us in better

 

[Garden Boss]

I heard every Alaskan resident gets a fucking check every year for 1500 bucks from Uncle Sam for just fucking living there.

@norcaltweeks

 

[Singlemalt]

Fuck sounds good to me.
Sign me up
Almost as much as i get now lol

Fuck I drink that in 4 months

 

[torontoke]

All the bear you can eat
No nosy neighbours or cops.
So what if u have to sit down to pee for the rest of your life. At least you get that one weekend of sun every year.might even be able to go swimming..prolly not

 

[Yessica...]

Downward dog. Your thoughts?

Are you just saying yoga words?

I like it!

 

[Garden Boss]

yeah, but $1500 isn't shit to make up for all the shit they pay out of the ass for imvho.. the further north you go, and the more remote, the more basic crap costs, i'm sure gwn can fill us in better

That's what I've heard. That the cost of living doesn't justify the annual check.

 

[torontoke]

Its like 20$ for toothpaste
And a case of water is 35
But freedom is expensive.
Trapping and hunting pays alot more than most people realize.

 

[Pinworm]

::::::erection::::

 

[Yessica...]

yeah, but $1500 isn't shit to make up for all the shit they pay out of the ass for imvho.. the further north you go, and the more remote, the more basic crap costs, i'm sure gwn can fill us in better

Baker Lake, Nunavut, Canada food prices:

 

[torontoke]

^^^ ya but whats a woolly mamoth pelt worth
Its all relative.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I don't really care what it cost to live here - sure it's above what most of the rest of the lower 48 is, but my daily commute is dodging 2 cars at the most and 7 minutes of seat time to be at work. Annnnnd I enjoy the shit outta my job, work with/for my best friend & get compensated well, am able to fill my own freezers with meat/fish and berries and not have to bump into someone everyfuckingwhere.

I'll hang here for a bit I think.

 

[torontoke]

Gwn
I envy you
Sounds like u live the life have always wanted.
I watch all the alaska shows and would love to give up this city shit and make a go of it.
Thats real survival shit right there and you either make it or die i prefer that to the rat race of the big city anyday.

 

[Pinworm]

I don't really care what it cost to live here - sure it's above what most of the rest of the lower 48 is, but my daily commute is dodging 2 cars at the most and 7 minutes of seat time to be at work. Annnnnd I enjoy the shit outta my job, work with/for my best friend & get compensated well, am able to fill my own freezers with meat/fish and berries and not have to bump into someone everyfuckingwhere.

I'll hang here for a bit I think.

I'm fucking jellyous.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Gwn
I envy you
Sounds like u live the life have always wanted.
I watch all the alaska shows and would love to give up this city shit and make a go of it.
Thats real survival shit right there and you either make it or die i prefer that to the rat race of the big city anyday.

At some point you have to make up your mind where you want to be.
Uncle Sam sent me here years ago & now Satan himself couldn't kick me out -
I've got a post hole digger & I'm not afraid to use it!!

I'm fucking jellyous.

BTW, the Alaska Permanent fund dividend was close to 1900 bucks apiece this year deposited in our acct today.
Green Jelly.

 

[Pinworm]

At some point you have to make up your mind where you want to be.
Uncle Sam sent me here years ago & now Satan himself couldn't kick me out -
I've got a post hole digger & I'm not afraid to use it!!




BTW, the Alaska Permanent fund dividend was close to 1900 bucks apiece this year deposited in our acct today.
Green Jelly.

GahhhHH! Super-green-facefuckking-tapdancing-pink-powerrangers-fucking-christ-jelly. (patent pending)

 

[Magic Mike]