Can we talk about bathrooms?

[bu$hleaguer]

go to a ballgame carry some saran wrap with you and boobytrap a few toilets just b4 halftime and hang out . theres alot of people with beershits from drinking all day

 

[mr sunshine]

Anyway,

I went and got head at a glory hole in some chicks apartment one time. Sad part was I didn't even have the satisfaction of having an actual hole for my glory. It was a slice cut into a bedsheet that she had cut, and then hung it in a doorway....

Fuckin A.

There's a lesson here people: if you're going to suck an anonymous guy's cock, at least have the courtesy to cut a hole in a bathroom stall door. Lazy bitch!

I couldn't even lean forward, because I would have fallen right through the sheet and ruined the element of anonymity. Sometimes you just don't want to know what's on the other side, ya know?

I heard The sheet with the hole cut into it is what they do with the short cocks ...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I heard The sheet with the hole cut into it is what they do with the short cocks ...

Don't start with me Sunshine!

It's Friday night and you know Daddy's been drinkin' again.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Sorry for double.post but guys you can agree with me. I live In the country so when I wake up with a hard on and got to pee I love walking out the back door and just letting it flow no boxers no.clothes but naked pissing in the wind my gf hates it but I love it

I live in the middle of a quiet neighborhood and I do the same thing. Privacy fencing is one of the first things I installed when I bought my house, so I could piss outside and grow marijuanas.

 

[Hookabelly]

Sorry for double.post but guys you can agree with me. I live In the country so when I wake up with a hard on and got to pee I love walking out the back door and just letting it flow no boxers no.clothes but naked pissing in the wind my gf hates it but I love it

Why only guys? I live in the country too

 

[anzohaze]

Why only guys? I live in the country too

Popping squats it works

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Why only guys? I live in the country too

That's gross, you have to have a penis to pee outside. How do you wipe? Drip dry?











I'm only joking with you. I know several women that don't mind squatting, but only if they have to.

 

[Hookabelly]

That's gross, you have to have a penis to pee outside. How do you wipe? Drip dry?











I'm only joking with you. I know several women that don't mind squatting, but only if they have to.

Apparently not if you do it right: (note it's a wiki how page LOL)

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Apparently not if you do it right: (note it's a wiki how page LOL)

Oh. .... gotta pull the beef curtains back, now I understand.

 

[anzohaze]

Roast beef yummmmmm oh wait wrong post

 

[Hookabelly]

Oh. .... gotta pull the beef curtains back, now I understand.

ExUUUse me?? They're petals

 

[AltarNation]

ExUUUse me?? They're petals

"It's like a flower. You have to unravel it." -John Leguizamo's cherry poppin' hooker.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I prefer steak drapes. Because drapes are feminine and pretty.

 

[Hookabelly]

I prefer steak drapes. Because drapes are feminine and pretty.

Drapes are old, dusty and they just hang there. Now vertical blinds, THAT's the ticket…..

 

[AltarNation]

"It's like a flower. You have to unravel it." -John Leguizamo's cherry poppin' hooker.

If you haven't watched JL's "Freak", do yourself a favor and find the full show...

 

[Singlemalt]

Drapes are old, dusty and they just hang there. Now vertical blinds, THAT's the ticket…..

Only if you let them become so, otherwise they remain young, fresh, like spring, full of hope and promise and gaiety

 

[Hookabelly]

Only if you let them become so, otherwise they remain young, fresh, like spring, full of hope and promise and gaiety

Gaiety RFLMAO!! I actually prefer hard wood floors but we're talking window dressing here right?

 

[Singlemalt]

Gaiety RFLMAO!! I actually prefer hard wood floors but we're talking window dressing here right?

Well yeah, of course. However many of us pay attention and keep the windows clean and sparkly

 

[Singlemalt]

I like windows

 

[Singlemalt]

especially bay and portholes